collin

he/him
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no thoughts lamp piplup
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temporally irresponsible
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left my abusive spouse (rainbow six siege)

[collin @vitriol21]

Not to be dramatic but I think the guards front office should get the treatment they give kings in cartoons. One Dolan has to fan them with a comically large feather and another has to feed them grapes by hand

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Uhh, holy nuke.

#GuardsBall

[collin @vitriol21]

@RightWingCope Highest IQ Yankee fan

[collin @vitriol21]

@chriscjomo Chainsaw man I beg

[collin @vitriol21]

American politics so chopped they got me reminiscing FONDLY of John McCain

[collin @vitriol21]

@phubans @G0ffThew Praying you get the cataract surgery scheduled soon 🙏

[collin @vitriol21]

Every year I see so many people I grew up with hitting up the "local bar" (the country bar that was built after we all graduated) the day before Thanksgiving and frankly I think I'd rather be shot with an elephant gun

[collin @vitriol21]

Watching chainsaw man reze arc movie as someone who has read all of Vol. 1:

[collin @vitriol21]

My family forced my brother who doesn't care about football at all to be part of a family fantasy football league

He drafted puka like 4th overall, auto drafted the rest of the team, named it "SquirtCoin Ambassadors" and has gone undefeated

Unparalleled aura farming

[collin @vitriol21]

If chase delauter comes up for specifically the playoffs and balls out I think I might start believing in god

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

The roster is set.

#GuardsBall

[collin @vitriol21]

@Tectone God you're dumb

[collin @vitriol21]

It isn't a true Midwest brewery until it has its gaggle of impossibly insufferably loud white women

[collin @vitriol21]

Matt festa better learn Chinese quick

[collin @vitriol21]

In a room full of mid-20s guys, being able to casually drop "my wife" as the only married one and also youngest in the room feels like an ultimate ability

[collin @vitriol21]

@edelsuke THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT?????

[collin @vitriol21]

@kaiyotah Bro I was BEGGING I said "you're gonna transition to the logos right?...

RIGHT?"

shit says WordArt is my hobby

[collin @vitriol21]

We have finally hit "regulars discount" level at angel falls this is the best moment of my life

[collin @vitriol21]

@mythrawife As if there was any doubt

[collin @vitriol21]

For science, who of my followers knows without looking it up who Eddie Vedder is? Need to know if I'm weird or my friends live under a rock

[collin @vitriol21]

@mythrawife I'm glad you specified "and failing" as if there was a chance we thought bro was gonna unhinge his jaw and anaconda your phone