macharia sandy😎

SC📚👩‍🎓on a diplomatic mission,Aviation enthusiast

[Wanjira Wanjiru🇰🇪🇵🇸 @wanjirunjira]

Niko meeting flani ya disaster management. Kuna matha amesema Red cross is already training people on how to handle dead bodies during elections in 2027. Guys!! How best do we counter this planned violence against us??! Ruto must go for sure!

[Dr Maheya @johny_theblessd]

Kenya mopped the floor with us 💔😂😂😂 I concede.

[A dwarf h!tler @MotStereo__]

You could have learned something about us but the whites won't allow you to know anything outside their restrictions, keep serving your Dutch masters please

[MA!NG! @callmebrima]

Kenyans to every country trying to start a twar with them:

[Nyamisa Chelang’at @Nyamisa_Chela]

You’re jealous because you’ve eaten all your animals 😂

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

Bullying South Africans on the basis of HIV is uncalled for, Kenyans please do not drive South Africans into depression by stigmatizing their situation. We are in 2026 and we can’t be fighting sick people rather remind them to take medication.

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

Fuel up 46 shillings
Electricity up by 4 shillings with less units
Salaries stay the same
Taxation stays the same
Unemployment at its highest with industries closing

Parliament is silent

All 349 of you will go

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Juzi uber driver alisema ‘lakini tupeeni ruto time afanye kazi’ he got a one star bcoz I can’t stand stupid people.

[Saitabao ole Kanchory @Saitabao]

These are the people William Ruto will be competing with in 2027 not Kalonzo, Maraga, Omtatah or Gachagua. THE PEOPLE SHALL...

RUTO IS NOT AN OPTION

[I am Chege @_James041]

Ugandans are also telling Museveni that a bird that sits on top of a tree for long is inviting stones.

There will be signs!

The East Africa abductions syndicate MUST fall ✊

RUTO MUST GO,SAMIA MUST GO, MUSEVENI MUST GO.

#EndAbductionsEA

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Someone to tell William Ruto that he was not competing with Raila Odinga, he’s competing with Kenyans. Kenyans are the competitors

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

BREAKING NEWS: Tanzania soldiers have refused orders to shoot protesters. This is the way to go!

[Hanifa @Honeyfarsafi]

All eyes on Sudan!!!!

All eyes on Sudan!!!!

All eyes on Sudan!!!!

All eyes on Sudan!!!!

All eyes on Sudan!!!!

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Oburu should chill

Kama sio his younger brother Raila, he'd be selling goats in Bondo

Those two wives he paraded kwa Matanga,

Did he tell you the younger wife used to smash his son, Jaoko?

That dinosaur has always coveted his brother's fame and power

Awachane na Babu

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Tribalism and cybercrime are hitherto the weapon of the political class

Same Raila Kahiga thanked God for taking, his son junior is married to a Kikuyu

My Babu ameoa mrima

So a few Fools with gums of a donkey will not make me,

Aoko, hate Kikuyuz

Dawa ni kung'oa wajinga 2027

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Mutahi Kaiga's words were well planned to divide you. Not buying tribal cards

#WeAreAllKenyans

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Fellow Kenyans, please, please, please don't ever listen to William Ruto. He is a fraudster. He lies with severe impunity!!!

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Stay alert my guys. Ever since the passing of mzee the dogs are restless. Theres a campaign to Densensitize and demoralize you,to make you feel like you cannot make any significant steps by yourself. Because They know it can smell anytime,especially with the rogue Anti mwananchi bills they passed during mourning period. They are scared and they know theres no other card in the table apart from fleeing like the madagascar and Bangladesh presidents did. You must keep your head up,and remember,the only stability and peace these roaches claim to be protecting,is theirs,not ours. They’ll unite with just one call to protect it. A united people is the politicians worst nightmare

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Uhuru Kenyatta attending the mourning of the Odinga family is a personal gesture, while Kahiga's comments represent a whole community.

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