Santa Hates You

'The perfect soundtrack to the Mad Hatter's tea party' -

[Santa Hates You @SantaHatesYa]

Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.

[Dr Abigail Boucher @DrAbbyBoucher]

1886. The 1st known photo of someone giving the finger.
Boston Beaneaters & NY Giants on opening day. Culprit is pitcher Old Hoss Radbourn.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

YouTube comments are the Walmart of the internet.

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

There was a fire at the Yankee Candle store. 8 killed. 19 injured. 1200 soothed.

[AJ Stevens (Minion) @miffedmim]

As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice.

[Santa Hates You @SantaHatesYa]

@AtHomePundit @WhoresofYore Stunning!

[chip malfunction @online_shawn]

Night or as I call it goth day

[Death Salon @DeathSalon]

11 People Who Turned Up Alive at Their Own Funeral https://t.co/HW8PYyBqnp

[Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology @HaggardHawks]

According to a 2009 study, swearing will account for between 0.7–3% of all the language you’ll use in one day.

[Death Salon @DeathSalon]

Let's Remember What Real Dead Bodies Look Like #DeathPositive https://t.co/NCYfPYg6hz

[Santa Hates You @SantaHatesYa]

@h0h0h0 thanks a LOT for the info! We'll look into that!

[AIWS @AIWS6]

We did a thing while I was in Oakland.
any contributions will help us be together again!
https://t.co/rwL5C2vFGM
Thank you <3

[Nourishing Death @NourishingDeath]

A Photographer Captures The Last Meals Of Wrongfully Executed Inmates
https://t.co/DsxtnQohbC

[ThinkGeek @thinkgeek]

Today in Geek History: Edgar Allan Poe was born in 1809. Here's to brief intervals of delightful insanity!