Eeyore

Tall & Constant

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

My life my have been a lie but I am still a man of the people!!!

[Ritchie Torres @RitchieTorres]

BREAKING: George Santos admits his life story is a complete fabrication. His pitiful confession should not distract us from concerns about possible criminality and corruption.

The Ethics Committee MUST investigate how he made his money. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

@JayRsWorld @RitchieTorres ONE OF YALL SET ME UP!!!

[Nick J3far @Nickk_McE]

They really played the Monster Hunter theme during the Olympic Games opening 😂 mama we made it

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

The best part about going to the gym right now is you can tell how rusty everyone is. Like dudes on the squat rack out here getting compressed like a spring!😂

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

Lets get it yall! If there was a fighting game based on characters in kid shows/movies that traumatized you; Who would you main? Ill rank em

Mine: Used to be S now solid B....A

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

@Nickk_McE @PurpleGumDrops Also this could just be my taste but 6teen was straight flames and he put it under teen titans go!?! Homie though just cause his SS tier was on point that His whole list is correct.

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

@Nickk_McE @PurpleGumDrops Alright for the most part I respect the SS tier picks but this dude ganna put teen titans go in B??! LMAO The Ive seen crackheads with better judgement

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

This the new ratchet and clank everyone’s talking about?

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

@Moebeastdenyou @JayRsWorld I’m telling you 2011 St Joes. Track team was a different era!! Shit ain’t been that lit since!

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

MF's finished running a 4x400m then act up like this...

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

@colleentomas Bless you!!!

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

@Nickk_McE @PurpleGumDrops @Huntaing Y’all don’t do this to me!!!! I’ll buy it next weekend if u guys are still in

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

@TrexxHall Not to mention thresh had to remind Kaisa about their suicide pact so she took the lantern and died too!

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

@TrexxHall Someone tell me why they grouped in the kindred ult!? Sylas legit had 100% hp but remembered he’s also a clown and the show must go on.

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

@EthnicSanta08 It went from being my second favorited day of the year to just another hopeless gloomy day in the ghetto.

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

I lied.

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

Bruh, I'm actually going to remain cold til June 7, 2020...

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

@kaylaaspratt Forreal! My mom hung that shit in my room scared me so much I had to take it down! Remember the cookbook we made in grade 1?! She still has it!

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

Gradeschool art is the gift that keeps on giving!!😂

[Eeyore @SantosGbs]

@swerxe Why are you doing this to yourself?