Marie

[Roony @Roonysters]

Oui oui, im having a panique attacque

[Àsàké Alágbo (Herbals) 🪴🌿 @Asake_Alagbo]

“Do you like my hair?”

[DEDE! @minutesimal_]

When you're already in a financial danger but your generous friend's birthday is coming up

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids.

[༻𖥸༺ @girloutofframe]

How I feel every Sunday cuz I didn’t fix my life over the weekend

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Banks should remove transaction fees and make us watch ads instead. 😭😭

[Softboy @softboy_w]

I’m deleting Apple Maps that shit be tryna take you to the cartel

[˚⊱🪷⊰˚ @gy3najm3]

just cried for like 2 seconds but my heart not even in it no more i stopped immediately

[👽.🛸 @user492577792]

When I'm reading a book and the author describes a facial expression made by the character so I test drive it

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

I specifically avoid lighting up rooms for this reason. It seems like people who do it always die tragically.

[mar @jewishgrlwcats]

I literally thought this was the prime minister of japan.

[Afika N @Fikaflexi]

Same, but unemployment would end my life so I’ll stick it out

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Where do you see urself in 5 tweets

[rasta man @whysoAman]

isn't ovulation when everyone stands and clap?

[Freeman0017 @Freeman1785]

@creepydotorg Death is not evil, its just a natural part of life, an sometimes death is a mercy.

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Are u today’s date because you are 10/10