Well, it's official โ the Mariners announced an Alumni Home Run Derby, and somehow I made the list. ๐โพ๏ธ
I've taken a few swings in derbies over the years and gotten lucky a time or two, but that was a while ago. The current training regimen is mostly vibes, snacks, and pretending my back doesn't make a noise when I bend over. If you hear a loud crack on August 7th, it's either a home run or me pulling something important.
Either way, the beard's coming. Come on out โ it's gonna be a fun one. ๐ฅ #GoMariners #HomeRunDerby
Roster Moves:
๐น Victor Robles, OF, reinstated from 10-day Injured List (right pec strain, retroactive to April 7).
๐น Connor Joe, INF/OF, optioned to Triple-A Tacoma.
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Roster moves:
๐น Colt Emerson (#4), INF, recalled from Triple-A Tacoma.
๐น Brendan Donovan, INF, placed on 10-day Injured List (retroactive to May 16, left groin muscle strain)
Know this about Ted Turner...
If not for him:
-The Braves leave Atlanta.
-The Hawks leave Atlanta.
-No TBS.
-No CNN.
-Atlanta loses its "international" status and probably loses the Olympics.
-Coke probably relocates.
-WCW Wrestling never comes to fruition.
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