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@Variety When I try to take a video but I’m also busy eating chicken wings

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@JaySmithisokay This is why 30 Rock is the best: I’ve rewatched the whole series countless times, and I don’t even remember this excellent bit

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@GrahamBarratt1 Yep, Dr. Moist

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@JoshuaBarzon There are some of these maps where decent arguments can be made, but this one is a no brainer, E clears

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@ick_real Patriot

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@Jeopardy Answer is t pain, I was thrown though because I think of him more as a singer than rapper…

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@Bennieeexyz Even if the aversion to MSG wasn’t psychosomatic (it is), the idea that the sister in law thinks a sushi place and an American-style Chinese place are comparable as far as ingredients is wild. All ‘Asian’ food? Gtfo

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@HawkEmDownChris Nope

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@TommyCrate @PopcornPost_ These are all great, would add The Conversation too

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@sonyclassics Looks like this is maybe the movie where Jon hamm was in that hot air balloon in that episode of good hang

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@Srirachachau @patrickcotnoir Oh wait, is this the movie where Jon hamm was in the hot air balloon on that episode of good hang?

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@krassenstein Frisco, Texas. Not San Francisco.

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@grether27 @benjamin_horne My point is, you have this very valid feeling, but it is ultimately something that can only be felt personally. You need to replace every use of ‘you’ in this with first person. That feeling can’t (or shouldn’t) be assumed for other people.

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@wfl0wrz I don’t think you appreciate how much help that pony needed. His lung was fucked up (I think)

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@levfercomedy And they didn’t take any of these huh?

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@baredex I could definitely collect a grip of rings to this though

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@I_am_Tus @esjesjesj For sake of argument, I think a red pusher could argue that, paradoxically the best thing for the group would be for everyone to act in a self-preserving way.

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@CinemaTweets1 It very well might be his best. I certainly would sit down and rewatch this one before any of the others (which I love)

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@TheCinesthetic Don’t pitch well?! Chris Nolan’s making a mind bending action flick, who exactly do you think needs pitching to at that point?