Sara

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

Apparently I am a great model for white board drawings credit to @SethWB

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

Poor life decisions @SMEAGOL_RF

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

Solid illustration by @ReptarRF maybe one day my thighs will be bigger than @AdrianHamouda 's

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

"No! I like the pesticides!" @sgoodies8

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

@SMEAGOL_RF because your a heartless bastard who's been alive for hundreds of years and only cares about one thing...

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

My computer at work likes taunting me

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

My computer at work likes taunting me

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

@AdrianHamouda I don't think that will help me run again...

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

@AdrianHamouda you know some ancient Egyptian healing tricks right?

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

@AdrianHamouda wanna switch places?

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

I am @ReptarRF's secretary and I approve the these messages

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

Despite his extreme phobia and obvious disadvantages @ReptarRF has embraced the Frisbee lifestyle and gives it 110% he is a true inspiration

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

@ReptarRF has also declare he is offering free motorcycle rides for the next week, no helmet necessary. Don't miss this opportunity!

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

@ezekielz21 @ReptarRF As Reptar's secretary I am simply reporting the facts. I always keep his best interests in mind

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

Dinosaurs struggle catching and throwing Frisbees but with his newfound love for them @ReptarRF won't let that stop him.

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

@ezekielz21 @ReptarRF he will be out playing Frisbee for the rest of the night, which happens to be his new favorite pastime

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

@ReptarRF as Reptar's secretary I am announcing he has decided he loves any game involving a Frisbee. That is all.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I just saw a report that the world's oldest man died! Obviously it was a fake, they make that claim every few years.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Thinking of getting my tatum channed. Know anyone good?

[Sara @SaraRFxc]

Somehow my phone sent a tweet I have never seen before while it was off, must be those damn gremlins