Sara Beth

Sometimes I pretend to be a nurse.

[Sara Beth @SaraSlovett]

@KenzieLovett12 You are like a middle aged mom with a Facebook

[Sara Beth @SaraSlovett]

@KenzieLovett12 @GracieK_Lo Love you too queen💖

[Kade Squires @kadesquires25]

@flavortown @GuyFieri

[Kenz @KenzieLovett12]

I have an extra the chicks ticket for the 5th at the zoo! $60 for it :)

[Sara Beth @SaraSlovett]

@Wyatthill33 Nope! They do “secret shops” under cover people who come in and grade you on if you are saying all the right lines to every customer. At the one I worked at, If you scored less than 80% you were let go🤣

[Sara Beth @SaraSlovett]

@Karlee_th13 Chris 😂

[Sara Beth @SaraSlovett]

@Karlee_th13 Chis

[Austine @theereal_one]

If u ride in the car wit me at night, you’re loyal cuz I really can’t see in the dark. I just be winging it honestly.

[average size tyke @avgsizetyke]

Miles Teller? you mean an odometer?

[Sara Beth @SaraSlovett]

In this house we wake up at 9:30 for the testicle festival.

[Sara Beth @SaraSlovett]

@hilbert_cale Some of us don’t have Bluetooth Cale

[Sara Beth @SaraSlovett]

@kardodd Like people are going to call you and be like “Can I speak to Mrs. Bene?”

[Jeff Ryan @GuyNo2]

If Folgers ever switches to bags, rural co-op grain handling will collapse.

[Sara Beth @SaraSlovett]

@kardodd Thank you? MRS.BENNY

[Sara Beth @SaraSlovett]

Only one more month of working every weekend. Only one more month. I can do it.

[Sara Beth @SaraSlovett]

Self destruction is my drug of choice.

[Sara Beth @SaraSlovett]

@hilbert_cale That’s fine but I will NEVER stop trying to be your bestie. 👯‍♀️🤞🏻

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Snoop Dogg is and forever will be the coolest mother fucker who ever walked God's green earth.

[Sara Beth @SaraSlovett]

@hilbert_cale Stop telling everyone what to do.

[Barstool Pokes @BarstoolOKST]

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