Sara Windhorst

educator getting educated. USF UESJ Program 2021. barely getting by here folks.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

So r*pe threats are totally fine now?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is from a katy perry music video and the male actor is named matt dallas. he is married to a man

[jame @kloogans]

how can you look a newborn baby in the eye and name it bruce

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Whenever the league talks about player safety we should all remember that the NFL tried to make the players warm up for five minutes and restart this game before the coaches stepped in

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

told my psychiatrist i’ve been in my honk shoo honk shoo mimimimi era and she’s upping my meds

[Cher @cher]

Merry Xmas 🐥🐣.
Things Come & Go But
Mostly im Cool

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

you cant unscooby-doo what’s already been scooby-done

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

a Grammy for the mosquito and the bumblebee that sing the white lotus music

[trash jones @jzux]

this is my emotional manipulation dog. he gaslights and undermines me at every opportunity

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

every race is like The Democrat has a narrow 50.1-49.9 lead over Republican challenger Gunch Hitler who ran on a platform of exploding everyone

[maybe: clare @clur19]

me freaking out and hiding when the maintenance guys knock on my apartment door even though I was the one who asked them to come fix something

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Mommy can’t talk right now she’s liquidating her assets for the Eras Tour

[pj @pjayevans]

It sucks you can’t google something happening in your life. What does my neighbor Derek do for work

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

“i would like my burrito smothered”

the waiter, weeping, removes a small pillow from his pocket

[Nikki Nasty @nicolerafiee]

rubbing my feet together like a lil cricket just so i fall asleep

[captionquirk @CaptionQuirk]

What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever

[fredesque @FredTaming]

hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard