Sara Spector

existential narcissist

[Sara Spector @Sara_Spector]

if you’re in line to play Mary Todd in Oh, Mary STAY IN LINE

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thinking about paying an Etsy witch to cast a recurring UTI hex upon all of the girlies who tag Urban Outfitters slop as Paloma Wool on depop. enough is enough

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Humans were put on this earth to invent the t-shirt cannon

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Life is just spending $20 at a time until you die

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I look at Taylor and this is all I see fr #loveislandsusa

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Yesss #severance give us nothing

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sad to report that culture officially died today - May 16th, 2024 at 2:07pm pacific standard time - when a dear friend of mine referred to short stories as “the tiktok of reading.”

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@scootinbootsxx “From Earth” hits dif on this one

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addicted to falling asleep watching schitt’s creek and being reawoken 30 minutes later by the loudest trombone riff in the history of music

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going to a library postgrad is so goofy like I’m really here working on my little scr*pt while kids are studying to be doctors

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The most painful part of this strike by far is having to repeatedly explain to my mom that I’m not in the WGA

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Stocks and binds

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@erinroyall Did you just subtweet my fucking dog

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The Miami Dolphins training staff in Tua Tagovailoa hospital room telling him that he’s okay to start next week

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Oh, white people have no culture? I guess Dave Matthews Band is just a joke to you then??

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@DouglasSpector You should stop being friends with the friend that asked you this

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The way I was literally so confident about the cookie dough that I started preheating the oven before I left so now it’s just on in there… 😬

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Nothing more humbling than craving an entire sleeve of cookie dough & walking to 3 separate corner stores that don’t have it so you’re heading home to go eat peanut butter & chocolate chips with a spoon

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Update: locked out of my apartment LOL

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The fun part about cooking for myself is that I’m literally never hungry by the time I’m done which is pretty cute and skinny of me I think