sarah

🇮🇪 danny devito stan acc || Elon Musk hate page || juggling enthusiast || hater at heart || she/her

[daisy 🧛🏻‍♀️ 1/30kg @starvinm0nster]

skin DRY, hair GREASY, body FAT, room MESSY

[roxannat @NicLiamo]

Hey I clicked on the Glen Hansard link and it’s actually really good. You’ll never believe what’s in the bag

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

in the movie theater. straight up “watching it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. A movie

[shibshabyuri @shibshabyuri]

in Bed 😊😊 homewrok not done 😊😊 hair not washed 😊😊 room not clean 😊😊 twitter time!!

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

my uncle and I killed the tickle monster on a camping trip in ‘07. Shot him right between the eyes, sumbitch is mounted on the mantle over the fire. Can still see the fear in his eyes and everything. Taxidermist went mad after making it, said he’d never touch hide nor hair again.

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Holiday dates LEAKED

Halloween - 10/31
Thanksgiving - 11/26
Christmas - 12/25
New Years - 1/1

[sarah @Sarah4Days]

Why isn't American Dad on this list?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Over 500 influential stars, showrunners and other notable names in the world of TV vote for The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century for the New York Times.

The Top 10 Best TV Shows:

1. Breaking Bad
2. The Wire
3. Mad Men
4. Succession
5. Fleabag
6. Game of Thrones
7. Veep
8. 30 Rock
9. Curb Your Enthusiasm
10. Atlanta

(https://t.co/Kl8w0eprxb)

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

You just don’t get days like these off of this app. Like yeah like 95% of the time this app is a hellscape but you don’t see the lesbian bar story transform into “ethnically Irish people are the only people who should be drinking milk” in real time anywhere else

[Maria @mlstrat]

i have some terrible news about my eunuchs

[funplings @funplings]

locking in at work. you may not hear from me for up to 20 minutes

[le'on @twobularbells]

i literally have made like 4 of these it's not that hard

[hannaheve @eviemoon44]

and how will this affect the production of her full length twilight parody that i’ve been waiting on

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

We are Thrift Shop. The ceiling can’t hold us.

[୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @SQNG]

Sources tell me UK is unstable.

Please god

[sarah @Sarah4Days]

Never forget what he did to Charlie

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Huh, my gang was supposed to be here. My gang of train robbers were supposed to be waiting atop that hill on horseback with pistols and rifles at the ready. Not sure what to do now. I’ve never felt so alone

[timberdoodlelover @labradortwister]

SOMEONE STOP HIM