Sarah💛

[aether @bluewdrift]

telling your brain "i know you don't wanna do the thing and it'll be very uncomfortable for you at first but you can do it buddy. it'll be fine" is actually surprisingly effective. it sounds too simple but that fuckass organ WILL listen to you if you treat it with kindness lol

[Corby Davidson @corbydavidson]

Ok. I can’t believe this just happened. My kid is sitting in a beach chair with his hand casually in the sand, & suddenly goes “oh my god look.” He pulls up a girls wedding band. It says “April 16, 2016 I love you.” This was gone FOREVER until now. Seagrove, Fla…Find this lady!

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

I was googling jobs I thought paid really well because they suck and I figured “hey I could clean up crime scenes. Power wash some brains off the walls, what ever”

Starting rate 23 dollars an hour

Brother you’re joking

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING

Iran: ​"The Strait of Hormuz will remain closed until Trump tells the world the truth about Epstein Island."

​The US has hit a brick wall...

[Cinna @blazyjai]

Everything is literally worse

[Sarah💛 @SarahAnn520]

@JoeVargas ..

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

police officers who leave their K-9 locked in their hot car to die should have to face the death penalty as a capital offense of murdering a police officer just like suspects who kick or fatally injure K-9’s during a pursuit etc

[Megan ❤️‍🔥 @Megan_Wilson95]

So now when I choose basic economy for @AmericanAir I don’t get MILES anymore??? It’s one thing to start making us pay for seats but when I have a rewards account and I can’t earn miles when a basic ticket is $460 is ABSURD.

[It’s Keaton! @EvilKeaton]

It’s so crazy that if you take away your 9 year olds iPad and give them Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets that kid will be the smartest kid in their grade.

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

Make Mark drink it

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

A diarrhea parasite outbreak is exactly what happens when you put a fucking parasite in charge of the Department of Health and Human Services.

[Joe Vargas @JoeVargas]

Taco Bell has removed lettuce, guacamole, pico de gallo, and onion from several locations to prevent spreading the diarrhea parasite Cyclospora.

Taco Bell is leading the way on preventing diarrhea.

Taco. Bell.

[ꪝe @_wej01]

I believe in a matriarchal future because one time my period showed up early on a long-haul flight, and I AirDropped a screenshotted note, “Does anyone have a tampon? Seat 6A,” and 7 women pulled up in less than 2 minutes, and when the flight attendants caught wind, they brought me a heating pad..

[rae 🏒 szn @raeziIla]

sue his ass

sue the company

destroy them

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS EVERYONE COOLER IN THE SUMMER? TREES, YOU IDIOTS. GIVE US BACK OUR TREES BACK.

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

it’s very refreshing seeing a company actually push back against ai instead of submitting to it

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Not exaggerating when I say the future depends on this catching on en masse. Kids, adults. Book clubs, silent reading groups. For the past twenty-five years tech has corroded our attention, intelligence and basic pleasure in living, and books are the key to winning them back.

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Community died when mothers started telling people they weren’t allowed to correct children’s behaviors. Nobody wants to watch your undisciplined child that starts screaming when they are told no.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

START beliving kids man I promise no six-year old is lying about a family member touching them, they don't even really know what that means.

[Cinna @blazyjai]

They’re not using these cameras to track down rapists, pedophiles and traffickers. They’re not using them to find your missing children. They’re using them to throw women in jail for making choices with their own bodies. Wtf are we doing??