Sarah ♎︎

this app is a cesspool but you’ll have to pry it from my cold dead hands

[Sarah ♎︎ @SarahAnn924]

@tigersgoroooar Gremlin. Crimes include: scaling the vet, drooling when he purrs too hard, always putting his paws in your face, and being a literal hell demon

[Sarah ♎︎ @SarahAnn924]

@EliMcCann *No Judgment!* My birthday is 9/24 and my parents had the same thought but my dad was wracked with guilt once Christmas morning hit, so he drove all over to find the 1 open store & got me a teddy bear. I’m 32yo and I still sleep with that bear ❤️ (The story is my favorite part)

[Sarah ♎︎ @SarahAnn924]

There was more than one lobster at the birth of Jesus Christ? IYKYK

[heatwave baby sleep @blueraspbaby5]

May I suggest… the lobster nativity scene?

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

was there a gas leak where they did these interviews. i’m dead serious should they have checked the carbon monoxide detectors

[Sarah ♎︎ @SarahAnn924]

@boneysoups Can confirm!

[cobo @crinzo_]

@anicacihla

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

THE ONE WITH HIS TONGUE OUT 😛

[ember loves bay ridge @embernic]

bay ridge, our nation’s capital

[Sarah ♎︎ @SarahAnn924]

@PhilKolasComedy @h0ldingplace @Srirachachau This is exactly what I picture too hahahaha

[Grace @gracecamille_]

when i see a tiny child wearing a backpack that is the same size as their body…. there is much evil in this world, but not in this moment. In this moment there is only love

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Gus Walz crying with pride watching his dad's DNC speech is the positive young male representation I want to see on national television.

[Sarah ♎︎ @SarahAnn924]

@PicturesFoIder I had my suspicions and they were confirmed when the daughter’s arm was shown

[Sarah ♎︎ @SarahAnn924]

@Uber @UberEats You ask me to rate my support experience every time you try to end my chat with no resolution or explanation and it’s…laughable. Is anyone reading this feedback? You’re all just okay with money being stolen from your consumers?

[Sarah ♎︎ @SarahAnn924]

Just want to make it public knowledge that @Uber @UberEats gives the illusion of giving a fuck with their “Send us a DM” replies just to send you in another circle with their bullshit canned responses, so don’t waste your time or get your hopes up

[Sarah ♎︎ @SarahAnn924]

@Uber @UberEats I tried contacting the driver 4 times with no luck. Immediately submitted a ticket which asked me to wait 1-3 days for follow up, and then got this message. Is it protocol that a detailed investigation involves asking for no information, pictures, etc???

[Sarah ♎︎ @SarahAnn924]

@Uber @UberEats I’m an UberOne member and use your services weekly. I don’t even want to know how much money I’ve given you all, and to receive this absolute garbage “support” in return? Absolutely not. I will be getting my money back. You’re disgusting and should be ashamed.