SarahAnneFrey

Comedy, Coffee, Cats.

[SarahAnneFrey @SarahAnneFrey1]

“Too many people smell like a warm turtle tank.”

[Ellen😈 @shouvley]

Making titanic sub jokes is tasteless but making audioguy182 jokes is art.

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

Sergeant Michael Kunovich was killed in the line of duty by an illegal immigrant who took advantage of our open border. Our prayers go out to the Kunovich family and the entire @SJSOPIO community during this time.

Joe Biden’s reckless immigration policies are deadly – it is no way to run a country.

[SarahAnneFrey @SarahAnneFrey1]

The most incredible woman figure in my life is sleeping in a few rooms away from me and that to be is an absolutely amazing feeling. #Grandma #nottakenforgranted #gma #Dementia

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Porn titles really be turning me off-_-

[SarahAnneFrey @SarahAnneFrey1]

The man screaming at me bc he can’t get jello before they do an X-ray and slamming his widdle fists on the table is a wonderful start to the week.

[SarahAnneFrey @SarahAnneFrey1]

Good neighbors let you poop in their bathroom. #blessed

[SarahAnneFrey @SarahAnneFrey1]

Let’s go Buffalo!!!

https://t.co/sjieP1gb06

[SarahAnneFrey @SarahAnneFrey1]

@thegoodgodabove The small stuffed cat looking things old ladies buy and put on display

[SarahAnneFrey @SarahAnneFrey1]

Small stuffed cat things old ladies buy

[SarahAnneFrey @SarahAnneFrey1]

The fact that a nice man texted me “I hope you’re having a great day at work gorgeous!😍” made me smile but also felt brand new is really reflecting on how trash people have been in the past. Something so simple can make your entire day.

[SarahAnneFrey @SarahAnneFrey1]

My girl said it right. Makes it worth it. ❤️

[RymCream @MansourRyma]

Always makes me emotional when I see a patient go from being so sick, to walking out of the door healthy again 🥺🥺

[SarahAnneFrey @SarahAnneFrey1]

@MansourRyma ❤️❤️❤️

[SarahAnneFrey @SarahAnneFrey1]

Privileged old white ladies are the absolute worst humans to deal with.

[SarahAnneFrey @SarahAnneFrey1]

For the record, I realized there was a skunk when it happened. But after smelling it all day and still smelling it in the shower I have officially: been sprayed by a skunk for being a scum bag. ❤️ #wifemeup

[SarahAnneFrey @SarahAnneFrey1]

Last night I was too lazy to walk upstairs so I pissed in my yard and got *lightly* sprayed by a skunk in the bush next to me. Just figured it out. Had to admit that.

[Jack Mandaville @jackmandaville]

This isn’t even about conservative or liberal states. It’s about your state in particular continuously fucking over industry (oil, agriculture, film and tv, etc) that is its historic lifeblood.

[SarahAnneFrey @SarahAnneFrey1]

Last night I was too lazy to walk upstairs so I pissed in my yard and got *lightly* sprayed by a skunk in the bush next to me. Just figured it out. Had to admit that.

[SarahAnneFrey @SarahAnneFrey1]

My favorite thing about being a nurse is how much a dread having to be a nurse the night before I have to go be a nurse.