Sarah Barton

battling mild phone anxiety

[Sarah Barton @SarahBartonn]

hello I don’t think it’s all that radical to believe laws shouldn’t transcend humanity goodnight

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Michigan is the first D1 school ever to win multiple National Championships in Football (1948, 1997, 2023), Baseball (1953, 1962), and Men’s Basketball (1989, 2026).

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[Corey Ryan Forrester - CoreyWritesForYou.com @CoreyRForrester]

If you wanna know how much can change in 5 years, back In 2019 these guys said they couldn’t breathe in a mask, but now they can’t shoot a woman in the head 3 times without one!

[crimson quarry @crimsonquarry]

checking on the bartender’s pour after ordering a guinness

[Steve the Beaver @beaversteever]

the worst part about being self-made is having to learn tennis at 30 instead of 8

[Betches News @Betches_News]

The markets this AM

[Matt Hayes @MattHayesCFB]

Best. Sport. Ever.

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

Michigan may be without Will Johnson and Colston Loveland. But it still has Ryan Day.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“It’s just a song about a boat that sank”

Midwesterners mourning the SS Edmund Fitzgerald:

[Sarah Barton @SarahBartonn]

Voting is cool and everyone is doing it!!!!

[Say @SayJ96]

Bama students really gonna find out how it feels to tailgate for the love of the game. Get up at 6am to get on that grill with a mimosa for a 11am game against Jacksonville State and be a little scared yall could lose.

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Bet

[Championship Connoisseur @UMvsEveryone]

My new totally real and believable theory is that JJ and the WR corps have purposely thrown the passing game all season to make OSU think they aren’t a threat and then JJ is going to pull a 350 yard 4 touchdown game out of his ass on Saturday

[LG @LGhail]

Hassan broke that program