ned shneeebly

🥲 | she/her

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

last year I got rejected from the all-female comedy group but accepted by the all-male comedy group which just goes to show that women are funnier than men

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

Had a dream they invented a new way to spell Mississippi

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

@CarolinaDoesOk @marcusparks I am reviving my Twitter to ask if you can please do an episode about Ween for No Dogs in Space 🥲

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

@jessicethebeast Tybb 🥺

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

Redownloaded Twitter to tell u guys this:

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

@Carl_Antrassian FACTS

[sean exclamation point @sean_begone]

The absolute SHOCK on my face when I opened a package expecting the knockoff AirPods I ordered from China and it was actually a 3D printed statue of Shrek as the Buddha

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

Made a playlist with my roommate for our housewarming tomorrow but we weren’t agreeing on the ~vibe~ so I made a deal that I’d take off every single song I’d added if I could include just one 100 gecs song lmaoooo I think that minute and 54 seconds will be well worth it though 🥲

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

@NickoGallo Not in so many words

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Young man discovers fuck coin

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

@clairetalkmusic How do I ANGRY REACT THIS 😤

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

@girl___fieri the SKIRT 😲💞🥲 also the SHOES 🤧💕🥲

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

Just passed a store called “beef jerky experience” and I would like to imagine that it is a fully-immersive VR experience where u get to exist as a beef jerky for an hour or so

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

@Daily_DoseOfSam CONGRATULATIONS SAM u r a king !!!!

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

Forgot how embarrassing it is to request a song at a bar with live music and then when they play it u have to like maintain eye contact and act really enthused for the entire duration of the song aksjdjfhfh this is why they invented jukeboxes

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

@nuisancemane Pls keep us posted stay safe out there 💞🤠

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

@chewey15 😤 I almost threw HANDS

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

Some highlights from the label-maker war we are having at work:

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@girl___fieri Both

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

Nothing fuels my main character syndrome more than wandering the aisles of Trader Joe’s while listening to Portishead 😌 a truly cinematic experience

[ned shneeebly @SarahBear1697]

@girl___fieri 🥲