Sarah Blust

she/her.

[Sarah Blust @SarahBlust]

Ive learned there's a Sarah Blust who lives in VA cuz she keeps using my email to sign up for Michaels coupons and an alpaca farm membership

[Sarah Blust @SarahBlust]

@whoismalin @plantstappen I just read the pattern description on ravelry and omg this sounds like so much planning to make it team specific! The fact you were able to get clear words out like the oracle on the side and redbull on the front wing is insane!

[Wait, What Happened on The Bachelor @WaitBachelor]

When Jesse says Gabby isn’t the next bachelorette #thebachelor

[Lane @ersatz_elevator]

Thinking about the big boy graveyard in Michigan

[Asia @AsiaDNYC]

Taking my husband’s last name doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist it means I don’t want anyone I went to high school with to be able to find me ever again

[Sarah Blust @SarahBlust]

Was just made the TA for an 80 person Intro to MSE undergrad class. Really hope these kids don’t rely on me to actually understand anything lol

[Sarah Blust @SarahBlust]

@GooseTavv Thank you thank you

[Sarah Blust @SarahBlust]

Tried being open about my feelings to a guy and got rejected so I’ll never be doing that again. back to being an emotionless whore I go

[Sarah Blust @SarahBlust]

@fkamaggie WHY would you put this on my timeline. I’m crying at a brewery by myself now WTF

[Adelaide @ADHDelaide]

Doctors: ADHD medication is addictive, that's why it's so restricted and controlled

Most people with ADHD: I forgot to take my meds again lmao

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

12-year-old Gui Khury lands a 1080 at the X Games 😱

@tonyhawk was there to congratulate him

(via @XGames)

[Sarah Blust @SarahBlust]

@ngnmt6ftpfts Hell yah congrats!!!

[Sarah Blust @SarahBlust]

I also wrote this at 9pm, realized I should be submitting my final instead of tweeting and just got back to it

[Sarah Blust @SarahBlust]

Like an absolute idiot I took my adhd meds 2x today cuz I needed to get shit done & the first dose didn’t feel like it was doing anything. It’s now 9 pm-I feel like I’m looking through a tunnel my vision is so blurry, I’m thinking a million miles a min and I honestly may explode

[Sarah Blust @SarahBlust]

@karkarholla It really started poppin off last night

[Sarah Blust @SarahBlust]

It’s nice of my boyfriend to break up with me out of no where the day after Taylor swift re-released her album. Now I can really appreciate the album the way I’m supposed to

[Sophie Thompson @sophxthompson]

Absolutely obsessed with gucci using gerald aka twitter veg-growing king in their latest campaign

[Sarah Blust @SarahBlust]

@fkamaggie Mmm the fact about crocodiles being older than saturn’s rings is a no from me. That one bothers me