I am going to catnap this cat and he will be my emotional therapy cat. Please vote for him (it’s FREE) and then plot with me how to get him here to Fl. https://t.co/5KdWzVmdOH
I’m hiding in a rolling laundry basket. I’ll send a smoke 💨 signal if I make it out .. I’ll need a get away car. Preferably black with tinted windows and a box of wine in the back seat.
@Strong4895 Yes, well, I am a very picky eater. You would think since *I* have to spend the rest of MY life here (potentially) (hypothetically) they would spread a nicer welcome mat.
I’m a God damned celebrity. 😐
I am not used to being in a cell.. for my entire stay in county I was mostly in an open dorm. I am looking into a lawsuit for cruel and unusual punishment.