Sarah Burdick

23 | Southeast Missouri State University

[Sarah Burdick @SarahBurdick1]

Someone just told me I was the “girliest, glittery hippie they’ve ever met.” Uh? 🤔🤨

[Sarah Burdick @SarahBurdick1]

To celebrate another year of adulthood, I wore my leggings backwards for well over 10 hours today. Because I'm good at adulting. Clearly.

[Sarah Burdick @SarahBurdick1]

I'll never understand why people dress up to go to the airport. My family is damn lucky that I'm not wearing my nightgown.

[Sarah Burdick @SarahBurdick1]

Pretty sure the people at airport security are told to be as rude and hateful as possible.

[Sarah Burdick @SarahBurdick1]

Jordan just told me that she'd " take a knives-man" for me. That may be the sweetest thing anyone's said to me.

[Sarah Burdick @SarahBurdick1]

I swear my mom just naturally smells like a angel.

[Sarah Burdick @SarahBurdick1]

@bethany_mcmahan NO SHIT

[Sarah Burdick @SarahBurdick1]

Just realized that Rural King has bunnies and baby ducks right now for Easter. Im fighting the urge to go get some hard but I feel myself slipping. Send help 😩

[Sarah Burdick @SarahBurdick1]

I'm sitting in the hospital watching Family Feud with Judy and the question was "what does your wife buy that makes you nervous." One of the guys answered "dildo" and his preacher mom about came unglued lol. She didn't care if she was on Family Feud or not. Homegirl was pissed 😂

[Sarah Burdick @SarahBurdick1]

@paige_seabaugh You tell'em girlfriend ❤️

[Sarah Burdick @SarahBurdick1]

I haven't seen @McMahanNick in a week and I'm about to freak out. Separation anxiety is real y'all. Especially when you're used to seeing someone almost everyday 😭😭

[Sarah Burdick @SarahBurdick1]

Last night I was in my room and I could hear Lu yelling over the tv "Shane!! Don't feed Carsyn that broccoli! That kills rabbits!" 🤔 🐶🐰

[Jorrdgail @JorrdGail]

The amount of time I spend talking to myself is scary.

[Sarah Burdick @SarahBurdick1]

Right when I think my dating game has improved I reply "oh whale 🐳" 🤦🏼‍♀️ Sometimes I even wonder what goes on in my head.

[Sarah Burdick @SarahBurdick1]

12 years later and I'm still mourning the death of Steve Irwin

[Sarah Burdick @SarahBurdick1]

Just watched a man have a tube shoved in a knife wound that punctured his lung. Increased my already abnormally large fear of being stabbed by like 10,000 🙃