SarahCB09

Ghosts; sceptical. Aliens; believe. The earth is round. ALL religions are cults. Occasionally I rant about nothing of any significance.

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

😂😂😂😂

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This is why I pay for the internet

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

So the package which was meant to arrive yesterday, but was definitely arriving today may now get to me by Monday @amazon

What an absolute shambles 🤬

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

After my last tweet I got notified it was being delivered between 5pm - 7pm. At ten past it changed to 3.30pm - 7.30pm (random). It’s now saying it will still be delivered today.

I won’t hold my breath!

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

Not used @amazon for almost 2 years. Earlier this week they had something I couldn’t get elsewhere. Paid extra for delivery to get it today. All day it’s been saying will be delivered today yet not showing as being out for delivery & is now out of stock. Won’t be using again 🤬

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

I know it’s sitting on a wallbut WTAF?

This is proof if ever needed to be justified in grabbing/removing any dogs from wankspangles walking throughout the day 🥵🥵.

And get away with those claiming “It’s summer”. 60’c in the UK is not just ‘summer’

#UKHeatwave

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

This made me laugh way more than it should have done.

[Ruth xx @Ruthiexx]

@SoVeryBritish I do, my last 2 Toyota's have had the same name - they're both called Rolf.
Poor taste, I know - but Rolf Yaris!

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

@Ruthiexx @SoVeryBritish I had just placed a crisp in my mouth as I read your car name. That crisp is now somewhere on the floor where it shot straight back out when I laughed.

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

@SoVeryBritish My best cars were Percy, Ronnie, Merv and Charlie. These days I drive Ferguson.

[jardelito @jardelito]

isso é o tipo de coisa que eu compraria se eu tivesse dinheiro e um cachorro

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

@SarahWoods66 I used to visit 30 years ago - thankfully through work - and it was just the same back then.

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

@JamesLucasIT Pretty sure common sense should have answered this question for you!

[The Wolf Man @iTheWolfman]

This video will make you smile.🤣🤣

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

I rarely need to post things these days so when I had something important to send last week I chose @RoyalMail I figured they could be trusted. Oh how wrong I was.
A week later and my first classed tracked mail is still floating around a sorting office somewhere. 🤬🤬

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

I know I am handsome but my hooman’s tell me I’m a pain in the bum. How could they? Just now they said “a cat would have been less hassle” so I popped inside her t-shirt and pooped on her boob 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#birdlife #parrotlovers #conure

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

My ducks are absolutely in a row 😁

#rubberduck #lordtimothy #conure

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

Left the planters outside my shop on the forecourt tonight for a reason. The wankspangle in the shop next door has moved them all so he can park his car 🤬🤬. He’s got his own fecking forecourt.

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

Popping the roof on my wooden gazebo was my genius move 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️

#rain #StormChandra

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

Considering not moving the planters out the front of my shop when I close just to piss off the neighbour who literally parks on my forecourt before I've even driven away - he has his own but doesn't want to block his shop entrance! Do I trust they'll still be there in the morning

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

@FarehamPolice

Nice bit of driving here by this #anglianhome idiot

Good job I had my whits about me and my brakes work or they’d be looking at an insurance claim right now 🤬🤬🤬

I also believe it’s illegal not to have a number plate attached?

#dangerousdriving

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

🤣Funniest cat clip ever. I watched this thing 5 times!

[SarahCB09 @SarahCB099]

I don’t like your insinuations hooman!!

#rubberduck #conure #parrotlife #lordtimothy #naughtybird #saturday