Sarah Mauro

If personality is an unbroken series of successful gestures, then there was something gorgeous about her.

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

I truly could not survive pregnancy without working from home and everyone who does has my respect for eternity.

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

@MythoAmerica Feels like houlihans to me. I can almost smell it.

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

@Iamivy05 When I was a kid - I wasn’t allowed to be a Girl Scout because my mom had a job and couldn’t come to the 3pm meetings with me. But funny enough - they had no issue making the Boy Scout meetings at 7pm so dads could attend.

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

@VerizonSupport is there a Fios outage in central NJ?

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

@Wisdom_HQ Sitting with my dogs Willie & Waylon right now lol

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

@DoorDash I need you to remove the pin requirement from my profile. I have two reactive dogs, I’m not answering the door - I legit ordered from you guys 2 days ago and this wasn’t a thing.

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

@RepFine But your “Christianity” can impose rules on everyone else? Right.

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

Boys of faith🤍

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

@MrsCMFrancis Pet insurance is a god send. I had $6700 in vet bills because my dog had a tummy ache (wish I was kidding) and I only had to pay 80% of it.

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

Just had the most wonderful experience at @culvers in south bend!! The woman working the register was so sweet!!

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

@CongressmanKean I cannot wait to vote you out of office👏🏻

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

@NJTRANSIT_RVL hey are you going to hold the 712 departure from Newark because the Penn train was late?

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

@CongressmanKean VOTE NO ON THE BUDGET. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. YOU ARE TAKING HEALTHCARE FROM MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

@FreshPatch been using you guys for a while but this weeks patch was too big for the XL tray! It legit ran over the ends and because of that, within seconds of letting our pup on the balcony he started ripping it up 😭😭

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

@HyattConcierge hi! Would you guys be able to combine our two reservations for one hotel so we don’t have to change rooms? We just added on another night.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

we have main character energy and you have… rats

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

the kind of petty i aspire to be

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

@elonmusk I’d rather my tax dollars save lives than pay for your fake organization and DT going around a track like fucking Hilter👏🏻👏🏻

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

@yoonogy I work in finance and my husband has a union job and we moved to New Jersey lmao. I’m a born and bred queens kid, but it just wasn’t worth it anymore. We have a 1500 sq ft 2 bed, 2 bath. Our complex has a pool. All for less than my studio in queens🫠

[Sarah Mauro @SarahCaittt]

@pitdesi I thought this wasn’t great until I saw it was on a cruise. Who cares, let the man eat his pizza!