sarah

yes yes hello

[sarah @SarahGBloom]

i stomped around for YEARS with the email address [email protected] until i was WAY TOO OLD

[helena riley @freshhel]

Goldilocks was crazy I love her..imagine breaking into someones house and being like. Umm this chair fucking sucks

[sarah @SarahGBloom]

@Danny_Barna i reluctantly accept this

[sarah @SarahGBloom]

@Danny_Barna hit me with it danny barna

[JR @HisCromulency]

Never forget that most crime is legal for rich people.

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

After Columbine over 10,000 school police officers were hired just in case a school shooting happened. Two decades later, they haven't stopped a *single* school shooting. Instead they've arrested over 1 million kids, mostly students of color, for routine behavior violations. https://t.co/DKoJE9LL3e

[sarah @SarahGBloom]

long islanders be like “i know a spot” and it’s the marina

[Sizwe Diba @SizweDiba]

Judge for yourself....when is gonna?😭 #icantbreathe #GeorgeFloyd

[sarah @SarahGBloom]

@roflnoel teehehe

[sarah @SarahGBloom]

this table went to east islip high school https://t.co/gF4r5rgNGF

[sarah @SarahGBloom]

someone tried to log into my account from saarbrücken germany! i wish i was upset about it but saarbrücken! what?! what is that?

[sarah @SarahGBloom]

hey followers of this account, how are you guys?

[sarah @SarahGBloom]

@jennicolex37 not allowe

[stu @rinbcage]

it is my belief that rhinos and hippos are husband and wife

[sarah @SarahGBloom]

@Danny_Barna penn badgley absolutely could play jamie wellerstein prove me wrong

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

I do hope everyone liked the presents I gave them. Merry Christmas.

[sarah @SarahGBloom]

@SarahTheBloom that i think will be revealed to us soon

[sarah @SarahGBloom]

@ronnui_ i genuinely cannot figure out if this is the bachelor cast or not