Sarah Crow

Director, affiliate @refinery29 Previously: @PopMech @RunnersWorld @BicyclingMag Pitches: [email protected]

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First week @Refinery29 on the books. Couldn't be more excited to be part of this incredible team and eventually find out how to get the stickers out of the @VICE prize machine.

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@lunadeljk Babe, no

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@LouisPeitzman A 2000s pop star whose song was the theme to a hit teen show thought I was in a different line of work and handed me $200 in cash (low!) after we met at a piano bar.

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@columnatedrunes Is this a cry for help

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@ZimSauce Lanky Portland hipster who doesn't post enough dog content 😘

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@columnatedrunes Every place I set foot in should be so heavily air-conditioned that I could comfortably wear a parka in July.

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@columnatedrunes Envious of your life free of commercials for Toyotathon and Jack Links or whatever.

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@zmack If you haven't gotten drunk on daiquiris and belted out "Lilac Wine," I'll eat my hat.

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Tomorrow would be my dad's 84th birthday. In his honor, I wanted to resurface this absolute banger. I hope that when I die, a great author will write an entire essay about what a jerk I was, too: https://t.co/9KN7RWGsJX

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@ZimSauce Whose dad wrote this joke

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@zmack But when I add "you absolutely don't need to wear any underwear to buy this" to stuff I'm working on, suddenly I'm "weird" and "not welcome in this office anymore."

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Lolololololololol

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@robyncaplan GUEST OF A GUEST DOES (cc moppy-haired @zmack)

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@zmack @KristinaLuca @robyncaplan Why do I look like your attorney though

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Has it considered learning to code?

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Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen warned lawmakers that the federal government will likely run out of cash and extraordinary measures by October 18 unless Congress raises the debt ceiling https://t.co/B1dzOMjVQ3

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@KristinaLuca @evgrieve @zmack Am I wrong in thinking we should rent this?

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@zmack OMG who did you know in NY?!

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@willlstratton Among my favorite dystopias, too!

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@BinaryDigit @Combos Real talk, though: why are they pretending “pizzeria” is a flavor? That’s just a building, my guy.

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@zmack @kbernot Nice try, I know that's just a regular beanstalk and a normal-ass goose, smart guy