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SURF DAD

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Can you get disability benefits from being crippled by self-doubt?

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Iggy Azalea walked so The Kid Laroi could run 😔

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Nothing like having the stomach flu for 4 days to really kickstart your diet!

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His shaved belly was so soft

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One of my favorite dogs from work is moving to Illinois. I bought him a bowtie and a turtle toy and cried in the lobby while saying goodbye.
We really do love all these dogs. Sometimes I don’t know if my heart can take this job.

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Lol I’m unhappy.

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I’m like always unhinged 🪄

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@itbecait TFW I’m both ☄️

[Jay Panda @jaypanduh]

Happy birthday to all my Girlfriends

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Not me dissociating on the toilet while trying to dodge the tragedies of life!!!!!!

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Elon appointed me Grand Wizard of Twitter SORRY LOSERS #CEO #BossBabe #What

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The scene from Spice World where homeboy comes out of the toilet scarred me for life tbh #ToiletTweet

[future corpse arson wells @MopeyDeath]

@SarahGLAMbruno https://t.co/Wfm3XN0zfI

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I’ve concluded that Atlus fucking rules because of these questions his persona and art evoke. Real art gets the people going. Dadaism.

Idk I’m high, listen to Atlus

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So if you know me, you know that my taste in music is really all over the place. I like a lot of really good shit, garbage and things ironically but also maybe so ironically it’s no longer ironic and I actually like it: a thread

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Atlus is one of those artists where I’m like “are they good? Are they bad? Are they both & does that make them great? Does he know he’s is like creating incel anthems? Are they actually even incel anthems or has he just been truly mistreated by women?” All these questions & more

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

I will be dating Pete Davidson next.

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@stevie_thiccs There’s a conspiracy that Chuck Tingle is actually Chris Pine and I don’t think it’s true but I want to believe!