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[sarah @SarahGammer]

@_TobiasAndre_ Rezzzzpect 👊🏼 so proud of u !!!!

[sarah @SarahGammer]

I frigggin looooove a podcast

[sarah @SarahGammer]

Me calling it COVID-19 at work vs me code switching to call it Miss Rona 🖖🏼

[sarah @SarahGammer]

Why is the world like one big Xmas special collaboration episode of eastenders and black mirror whilst on crack like

[sarah @SarahGammer]

Just want to be sat in @gracebeverley’s garden today

[sarah @SarahGammer]

Need some glow up tips from cauli flower 🥺🥵😍

[sarah @SarahGammer]

I love the smell of sunbed skin, nothing more aromatic than some singed skin cells and Australian gold 🧘🏽

[sarah @SarahGammer]

@ellielhouse You never fail to amaze me 😍

[sarah @SarahGammer]

The explained series theme song is genuine euphoria for my ears dunnn dunnn duuuuue duuun

[sarah @SarahGammer]

The english education curriculum completely ghosts (or sugar coats) the depravity of the British empire so not only are we completely blind to how other governments view us but also unaware of the similarities in roots it has to brexit

[sarah @SarahGammer]

Would love it if someone could fund my lips, a titty fix, constant russians and maybe liposuction everywhere

[sarah @SarahGammer]

Quite potentially my favourite ever thread

[RhiRob99 @RhiRob99]

I’m sorry if everybody feels they have heard this story a billion times. But this time last year - we had to flee to medical help when Caitlin’s head grew 792x in size, as worrying as it was I want to go back to poke one last hole in her forehead @caitlintyson112.

[sarah @SarahGammer]

Ahh this would be my dream

[StepMom Marie 🖤 @mariebabyyyyy_]

Imagine having this much of an impact on the planet💛

[sarah @SarahGammer]

@marteenlorraine “An ice cream scoop but also a spoon” @NatWood97

[sarah @SarahGammer]

No 1 culture shock of being at home over uni is having to go 007 hiding my nipple piercing so I don’t break my dads heart

[sarah @SarahGammer]

My manager congratulated me today for not coming in with ‘scuzzy wet hair’ lawwwl