ganchie

Good at playwriting, bad at twitter.

[ganchie @SarahGancher]

@HBLMel @Zelle @CapitalOne @zRiskGuy Oh wow. I was going to sign up for @Zelle this weekend — so glad I read this first. That stinks. Guess I'm sticking with venmo?

[Brian Kemm @BrianKemm]

Hey tweeters: Have you had an issue where you've lost money on @Zelle, or have received money on Zelle meant for someone else?
I'm a writer and I'm putting together an article exposing the negligence and fatal flaw in their system. Please tweet/DM me if you have a story to share

[ganchie @SarahGancher]

nytw79's photo https://t.co/az5kLR9i2B

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Trump said yesterday no one cares about his tax returns. @RonWyden & I have a bill requiring their release. Retweet this if you agree w us.

[Alt Dept of ED @Alt_DeptofED]

DeVos left open the possibility that she'd seek to cut ed funding or support privatizing public schools #StopDeVos https://t.co/FOCelhneKG

[Laura✡️Marcus @MissLauraMarcus]

For those who don't know, this is NIXON's former attorney general. Yes, NIXON'S https://t.co/PQPIJoFMHB

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

If ur a Republican in Congress u have a huge opportunity to speak out against Trump & Bannon and become an American hero. This is ur chance!

[Flippable @flippable_org]

Acting AG Yates' statement today showed the competence and character her position demands. To replace her w/ Jeff Sessions would be a crime.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

.@SpeakerRyan We disagree on a lot but u could become an American hero right now. This could be ur moment! Speak up & save the republic. 🇺🇸

[Beau Willimon @BeauWillimon]

Let Trump know we are fully aware that he's not calling the shots - Bannon is. Tweet this hashtag constantly: #StopPresidentBannon

[ganchie @SarahGancher]

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[ganchie @SarahGancher]

When writing, I like to go for a look I call "Cozy Rocky."

[ganchie @SarahGancher]

@WillMcAvoyACN Like any other Cruz this one ends with us all getting gastroenteritis because someone's feeding us shit. #hygeine #GOPDebate

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

How did we "win" the Gulf War if it led to the creation of ISIS? #GOPDebate

[ganchie @SarahGancher]

Kasich is the Zeppo of this debate. #GOPDebate

[ganchie @SarahGancher]

Q: Is America a good place for a muslim vet to raise kids?
CARSON: Nope. We're too politically correct. Why are they even Muslim? Seems off.

[ganchie @SarahGancher]

Q: What's your military plan? CRUZ: Um... Reagan? #GOPDebate

[ganchie @SarahGancher]

I guess being on call @ 2am qualifies you for the presidency now. I breastfed for a year and change, can I get an ambassadorship? #GOPDebate