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Boring stay at home mom. Never Trump.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

We need to start asking people if they’re a Charlie Kirk Christian or a Dolly Parton Christian.

Because they are NOT the same.

[buster @notbusterhyman]

My favorite part in the Bible is when Jesus was alone talking to God and someone who wasn't there wrote about it

[George's Dad @Gdad1x6]

It just ain't right

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Schools need parental permission to give your kid a fucking Tylenol, but MAGA thinks they’re secretly transitioning children behind their parents’ backs?

For fuck’s sake. Use your brain.

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Imagine losing your family’s generational cattle farm because a bud light commercial upset you and also you didn’t like how many Mexicans were at Home Depot once

[We Assess and Draw Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

Japanese grandfather goes viral after his cat photoshoot ends in chaos

[🐶WOOF CLITZER🐶 @ESPNFrankie]

I just do not get the Trump appeal. Most cult leaders have something and he has nothing. He’s not attractive, not smart, not well built, not good at anything, but people will die for him.

[Being J Wood @BeingJWood]

Apparently, losing your generational cattle ranch is a small price to pay for being able to openly hate immigrants and gays.

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

Welcome to Twitter, someone with “Christian” in their bio will be along shortly to call you names and insult your looks 🙄

[Carol, FIGHT MAGA FASCISM @CR_1257]

@perinejennifer5 @MeriwetherFarms 😂😂😂😂😂"His ultimate goal is to help ALL the American people"?! Trump's ultimate goal is to help himself. He couldn't care less about the American people. Many of us figured that out over a decade ago.

[Covie @covie_93]

The people who promised to fix everything on day 1 are out here on day 578 blaming Joe Biden.

[The Wizard @PaulBenson48442]

@GaryPetersonUSA

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

To all the people whining about any commentary on Natalie Harp:

We’re paying her $150,000 salary. Trump isn’t. Perfectly legitimate to ask what job serving the public she’s doing.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Florida Republican Mike Caruso, who advocated for the death penalty for pedophiles, has been arrested for sexually abusing and molesting his own grandson.

[Degen CPA | Drew @DrewVento]

It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.

[Richard Ryder @RickRyderSooner]

Do not put “Buy the Bride-to-be a drink” on the back of your car and hog the left lane going under the speed limit. Morons

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

This is Chad Eberle, a reserve police officer in Texas. Chad has a child with a Mexican woman, and they were in a custody dispute. Chad drove into Mexico and killed three people in relation to this dispute, as well as shooting the mother in the head. He was arrested trying to cross back into Texas with his son. This story hasn't gotten much traction, but we all know that if a Mexican man came to America and did this, it would be on a 24 hour loop on Fox News.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Doctors say that childhood vaccines save thousands of lives. A guy who shits himself in public and struggles to pass basic cognitive tests say they cause autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.