Sarah

coffee and chill?

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

41% of first marriages end in divorce https://t.co/iM3dCxyUfs

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

"for someone who has never woken up to depression tying their ... https://t.co/DlUI0jyuoM

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

During the summer I do my make up maybe once a month

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

"Love is a drug" https://t.co/3vxJhfaKra

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

if the president can pardon himself from committing federal crimes then surely we can all pardon ourselves from these federal student loans

[Odyssey @TheOdyssey]

"If you are reading this, you have no right to be begging." @SarahHowell17 https://t.co/AosuFh3jSu

[chloe @ChloeSpalla]

If ya gf/bf/bff needs reassurance on how you feel, just give it to them. Damn. We're humans and go through shit. it's nice to feel wanted.

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

@NetflixandJill Fuck double texting I quadruple text times 7

[Custom Pet Gifts @CustomPetGifts]

New Rompers just added. 😍✨

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

@NetflixandJill I don't even question this

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

If your birthday is in my calendar as repeat every year you know it's real

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

Respect the friend zone https://t.co/xC5kVSyqlH

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

This is you @NetflixandJill https://t.co/N49P7YFJwK

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

@mattchipego isn't as funny as he thinks he is https://t.co/LDYyfl9yPj

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

@mattchipego I thought we established that you're not though

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

@kelseydoell https://t.co/Z5W0ygp5lG

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

@CALLIE_tortt Invitations are expected to arrive in like 15 years when I finally trick some poor sap into loving me

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

I need someone to invent a Bluetooth diaper that notifies you when it's wet

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

Being spit up on doesn't even phase me anymore

[Sarah @SarahHowell17]

"I deserve better than to chase after someone who doesn’t wa... https://t.co/N7OC95udAA