chloe

bang it out live your life

[chloe @ChloeSpalla]

happy to be here

[Meredith Haggerty @meredithaggerty]

Every morning I am sooooo tired and yet every night I just tap tap tap tap at this little rectangle I hate

[Oba’s Drafts @obasdrafts]

If I simply went to sleep on time I would not have to feel some type of way

[42Dugg @42_Dugg]

We don’t count favors over here just make sure you got me like I got you

[Cameron @CammyAlex]

My cousin got the vaccine and it turned him into a llama and he fell into a river and had to hitch a ride with a village leader back to his castle, just saying do your own research

[Goody Grace @goodygrace]

i don’t mind if you forget me

[Yanna Thee Astrologer 🩷 @AVenusianVirgo]

I be forgetting Biden is the President. Actually I be forgetting we have a President.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Accidentally didn’t respond to any of the people I dearly love for 3 days

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

how is skateboarding going to be in the olympics if you cant smoke weed

[helena riley @freshhel]

U have to make sure you are the most fatigued woman he’s ever met

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Nothing wrong with bein the only one smoking pot at the party

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

i would love to hang out inside the octagon during a ufc match. i’d just set up near the fence with a picnic blanket and some crossword puzzles. i wouldn’t bother anyone

[Kalena @kalenakayy]

Props to the men that work in this heat, y’all don’t get enough credit 👏

[trash jones @jzux]

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)

[Yaya @TyanahAriel]

Having friends that understand you, celebrate you and are just THERE for you is so needed.

[midwest explorer @midwestexplore]

Wyoming

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

I am king of "y'all have fun". Idc who gon be there, what's gon be there, if I don't wanna go, I'm not going, period 😭

[Vinchi @JayVinchi]

I’d rather be hurt by honesty than tricked by a lie