Sarah Humphries

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Win 5 MILES OF YARN with King Cole! https://t.co/q98WcoXoqb

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@jesselxo Thanks angel! I’ll be saving that. It’s so difficult to bite my tongue when people infuriate me.

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Sometimes I wish I had the same thoughts and values as the general population because it’s so fucking exhausting having to defend myself all of the time.

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@archaeobeth I haven’t 😝

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As much as I hate to admit it, you were right.

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It feels like today might be the last ‘normal’ day for a while. If you are anxious then don’t forget the risk is very, very small, but being careful and sensible will help anyone in vulnerable categories.

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@archaeobeth As a seasoned vegan I now profusely dislike many other vegans for this exact reason.

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@archaeobeth @TheWizardofTofu @whatacoolfridge @hellicidae @CatJarman @JudithJesch @lornarichardson @theveganpotato @djamilayasmin @veneficaultrix Love you girl ❤️

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I want your number in my mind. 😏 Well...

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Bombooclaat

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@archaeobeth A weekend long depression nap sounds like the best thing ever.

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Today I saw someone describe sparkling water as liquid tv static and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more accurate description of a beverage.

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@jesselxo Immune system. 😂 he NEVER gets ill. Sure he’s got some to spare 😂

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@archaeobeth @Mart_Saab So smol.

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When you forget to put an S on the end of Kiwi on the shopping list and @Mart_Saab comes back with this... Well I suppose he wasn’t wrong was he 😂

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@archaeobeth I am Jesus

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@archaeobeth Touché my child.

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@archaeobeth If that was true, why would he set you on fire when you enter a church ?

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@archaeobeth 😂😂😂😂 I don’t think you’ve had your “birds and bees” chat yet my love.