SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍

just another potato eatin’ gal from the Midwest • gamer girl • love MTG

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

Hey @Walmart so I just tried to order something on the app. It was in stock, I paid the express fee to have it delivered in under an hour. Carr to guess what happened?

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

@fjxr_ Anyone who bitches about asking for one thing and getting something else, all the while failing gloriously at spelling the vocation of the craft worker who did a respectable job deserves exactly all the criticism and judgment they receive. Tally ho, bitch.

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

@YunalesckaGames You are so beautiful!!! 🤩

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

@HGrahamNFL Yes

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

@TheDailyShow @jordanklepper Is it just me or is El-Sayed kinda hot?

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

@JFeRg52 Ahh good old central Illinois.

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

@fw_andyyy Weirdly yes, this is the normal. The abnormal is the one who lies by omission, acts like a fly girl, then orders 2 extra entrees at dinner and when you ask she says it’s for her kids at home. If she’s straight with you up front, take it as a win.

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

@SeeRacists This isn’t a race thing. I worked for RT’s for years in college. The food is bad. My own GMA was a regular of mine and she’d send her ribs back when they were dry af. RT just sucks. They’re bankrupt for a reason.

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

@Conservative2TX Ok ok ok, you can stop! You’ve convinced us. 😅

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

@ellyserwaaa That’s not a date. That’s a Saturday night with a pick me girl and her friends.

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

Idk even who to tag here, but seriously there’s gotta be someone who can take this video and the ones about men’s asses and set it to “Venus” by Shocking Blue. Please for god’s sake someone help us all out here!

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Incredible — Trump tries to self-soothe about Obama’s Cheesecake Factory Line clearly hurting his feelings… for 2 full minutes 😬

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

@usuallypregnant OP is not wrong. If nana wants to make the whole thing about herself to the point of crying aggressively outside so much it drowns out the pains of labour, that just solidifies OP made the right call. That’s the nan that will later make the bdays about herself as the matriarch.👎

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

Busy and that’s why it took so long. I said that doesn’t explain why 3 cars who got here after I did all ordered and pulled around. I don’t have time, just let me out quickly please. This isn’t the first time this has happened at this location. Bad look, @McDonalds. Fix it.

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

Went to the @McDonalds off Twyckenham in Lafayette, IN today for a quick bite during my short lunch break at 2pm local. Waited much longer than expected behind one car in the inside drive thru lane, then pulled up to the speaker. Sat there for more than 5 minutes watching 3 cars

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

Pull up order, and move along in the other lane. My 30 minute lunch break now half over and still not even ordered. Finally someone comes on and asks me for my order, I said I don’t have time now, I just need to be let out so I can get back to my office. He said the kitchen is

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

@shagbark_hick Yep. Goes great in pasta salad, sandwiches, grill it up if you want something better than SPAM. You’re clearly not Amish 😅

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

@Thefrugalgay11 It’s concerning to me that you’ve had multiple visitors since the last time you were inside the property, and yet I’m guessing you charge a “cleaning fee” and also clearly expect your guests to mow the lawn, do the laundry, wash the windows and siding, and mail you bills?

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

@SomaKazima2 She drives like basically everyone from Indiana. Meaning, she drives normally but cannot stand to be passed, so as soon as the cop comes up on her 3 in the slow lane, she speeds up. Indiana at its finest. But she was driving fine otherwise. Cop manufacturing excuses. 👎

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

@USADocumented I blame the kiosks at the airport for this shit. We reached a point where you go into the bodega, grab a drink and a half sandwich while you wait for your flight, ring it up yourself, go to pay, never interact with anyone, and it asks you how much of a tip you want to give.

[SarahJane 🇺🇸 💛😍 @SarahJaneOMally]

My second-story patio is only halfway built now because I can’t rely on my Air BnB guests to pay me and also to finish the job! What the f am I supposed to do now, hire someone and pay THEM???? This is insane, I’m suing @Airbnb now!

[Chris @DoYaKnowWilma]

Why does anyone stay at an Airbnb over a hotel? I’m sure there’s an appeal I’ve just never seen it…