sj

the most hyperbolic person you've ever met

[sj @SarahJaneStron2]

i will not live tweet congressional hearings. i will not live tweet congressional hearings. i will not live tweet congressional hearings. i will not live tweet congressional hearings .

[Brian @_Braizen]

Friendly reminder that on November 23rd, 2024, Jaxson Dart threw an interception vs Florida to seal the game, cried about it on the sideline, had the play overturned, then came back on the field with tears in his eyes to throw another one and cried some more

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Justice Kagan:

"I dissent. The Voting Rights Act is—or, now more accurately, was—'one of the most consequential, efficacious, and amply justified exercises of federal legislative power in our Nation's history.' It was born of the literal blood of Union soldiers and civil rights marchers. It ushered in awe-inspiring change, bringing this Nation closer to fulfilling the ideals of democracy and racial equality. And it has been repeatedly, and overwhelmingly, reauthorized by the people's representatives in Congress. Only they have the right to say it is no longer needed—not the Members of this Court. I dissent, then, from this latest chapter in the majority's now-completed demolition of the Voting Rights Act."

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

KING CHARLES TO CONGRESS: EXECUTIVE POWER IS SUBJECT TO CHECKS AND BALANCES

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

On the helicopter leaving the ship right now. This planet is impossibly beautiful from every altitude I’ve seen it…surface to 250,000 miles

[Alex Coleman @DarkOfTheMovie]

So pretty we should try and protect her instead of making more parking lots

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Chief Justice John Roberts presses Trump Solicitor General John Sauer on how common "birth tourism" is.

Sauer says "no one knows for sure" but cites some media reports. He adds, "It's a new world now."

Roberts responds, "It's a new world; it's the same Constitution."

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

remember when a bunch of teenagers working for Elon cut the funding to Sesame Street a year ago because America was on the verge of financial collapse or something?

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Every war brings out some version of this brain-dead argument. In fact, it's OK to worry that what comes after a regime change operation - even one that topples a despicable leader - could lead to civil war, chaos, mass death and more. That's called learning from history.

[Kelly Keegs @kellykeegs]

This is how everyone sounds btw

[jack 🔥🏒🦈 @whorellanov]

i stood up in my office and cheered.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Somewhere in Hell, J. Edgar Hoover, wearing a dress, is appalled at what Kash Patel has done to his beloved FBI.

[Sean Casten @SeanCasten]

3 million pages of evidence of a massive child sex trafficking ring and this is what the FBI director is doing right now.

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

By the way, 8 of the US’s 12 gold medals were won by women so it’s particularly fucking gross the president uses this moment to be a misogynistic fuckface

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

The tummy out is killing me

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

This is extremely damning for ICE.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

If socialism sucks why is Trump giving farmers a $12B handout?

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

That is quite LITERALLY socialism.

Words have lost all meaning.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Stephen Miller stuns in new White House portrait.

[sj @SarahJaneStron2]

@jchat85 Okay jets jake!!!!!!!!