Sarah Mason

Former Chief Trinket Officer @BKnobs. Arizona State University Alumni. 3rd Grade Art Contest Winner.

[Sarah Mason @SarahKMason]

I used to have so many hobbies like soap making and candle making and my Easy Bake Oven and Shrinky Dinks and hemp necklaces with *cool* beads and hosting my own XGames on my Razor Scooter in the driveway. And now I just go on walks a lot.

[Sarah Mason @SarahKMason]

Paid $10.68 for a Hardware Store to tell me my lamp just needed a new bulb because it had burned out. Humility swipe. Do u kNoW hOw MuCh a BuLB cOsTs?

[candace conglose @candyconglose]

@tacobell Here’s the plan: A camera follows me across the globe as I travel all 26 countries in which your cuisine graces their land. All the nation’s eyes are glued. The world is a crazy place, but the love for Taco Bell unifies us all. Let’s do this. #TacoBoutanAdventure

[Sarah Mason @SarahKMason]

My first kiss was a diabetic named Zach from Alabama. We met at Tennessee Camp for Diabetic Children in 2004 or 2005. Can you help me find him plz @Tcdctype1

[Sarah Mason @SarahKMason]

only asking for iTunes gift cards this holiday season

[nashville younglife @NashvilleYL]

BEST seat in the house! https://t.co/PebCOLECOk

[Leanne Stuck @LeanneStuck]

11-year-old Sam just won free Chick-fil-A for a year.

I think we can all relate...

Learn more about the new Cheektowaga location at 11.
@WGRZ

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

A moment of silence for the people who think cilantro tastes like soap.

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

This little guy catches a huge fish then does the unexpected.👏👏👏

[Sarah Mason @SarahKMason]

OK WE GET IT WE ARE OVER. THIS.

[NWS Nashville @NWSNashville]

The temperature at Nashville has just reached 99°. This breaks the record high for the month of October that we set yesterday. Also, today is the 97th time we have reached 90° in 2019, which sets a new record for 90° days in a single year.

[Sarah Mason @SarahKMason]

Me, panicking on the phone with @SouthwestAir today: “Yep...C....as in....Cauliflower.” 🤠

[Sarah Mason @SarahKMason]

Was today years old when I realized other countries could also have states within their country.

[Sarah Mason @SarahKMason]

@Maddieb72 WOW A RARE TWITTER APPEARANCE BY THE QUEEN HERSELF

[Sarah Mason @SarahKMason]

Portland Brew for the overall experience, but the dark side so you’re close enough to use White Bison’s reliable WiFi

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Rise and grind.
Let's get these Spicy Nuggs.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Ok! Spicy Chicken Nuggets will now be back in all restaurants THIS MONDAY! Get ready.

[Sarah Mason @SarahKMason]

Hobbies include tracking packages with rigor

[Sarah Mason @SarahKMason]

email me so I kno it’s real