Sarah

[disco lines @discolines]

hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin

[oliver klozoff @carneasadude1]

Fellas, is spitting game to your optometrist (hot, young) the move? Something about looking into each other’s eyes

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

social battery running out at the function, call that loosing my yappetite

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

Mickey Mouse seeing all the Disney movies flopping this year https://t.co/MxIRwOMmDo

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Old people really went off with the whole groaning when you stand up or sit down thing

[sayna .*ೃ @OCEANGlRL]

Girlies entering the age 23 ….. yes it will be the worst year of ur life but after the biggest flop comes the biggest slay and you are the caterpillars entering the cocoon to hatch in the almighty age of 24

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

My poll worker said this was all they had left?

[Joy🥰🍒 @joyxvalentine]

It’s feral girl fall I’m not responsible for my actions till late November

[ella @ellapapo]

“what if i flop?”
“oh but my darling, what if you slay?”

[Rod @justme_rod]

The “scholastic book” fair to “prime day” arc of the millennial generation

[ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎ @leamaric]

Sorry for this

[Anya Volz @AnyaVolz]

why meet anyone on "the apps" when i could permanently alter the dynamics of my close friend group???

[arianators wildin @arianatorswildt]

i heard doja cat is cancelled :(( i didn’t wanna delete any of her albums so im deleting camilas’ instead 🤍

[Blake Liveleak @bobo_circus]

the phrase "hurt people hurt people" is a lot more fun if you imagine its someone cheering you on

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

spending christmas alone due to omicron is one thing but having my loving mother drop off pounds of ham and sausage xmas morning like i’m a gorilla in a zoo will be a whole different thing