camila

que viva la puteria

[The Concept of a Tweet @brandon_lighty]

You’re laughing? People who have been committing tax fraud for so long they’ve forgotten it’s tax fraud are seeing their chickens come to roost and you’re laughing??

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

I like when Snoopy sticks out his tongue and is rude and a bad sport and unfriendly

[abbi-cadabra @abbigaga]

if u weren’t called an “SJW” all throughout high school we were not moving the same

[jorjor wel @tinygreenbug]

someone on depop made me an offer for $4.50 on a $5 shirt https://t.co/FV0UMarcqt

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Exchanged pleasantries with the food truck guy and he threw in a free samosa

[julia @eathedocument]

how it feels to be an american who is openly against our military

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

Robert Pattinson is so great, makes everything he's in better. If only he could appear in every movie, like if there was a way to make as many as seventeen versions of him, or even more

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad

[paimon targaryen @_PAIM0N]

Remember when Ari Aster made his anxiety crippling freduian version of The Odyssey and everyone tried to kill him for it

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

why is there no ethical way to get from Brooklyn to Queens

[oat milk enjoyer @fake_noods]

if i do get the parasite, i will be abusing the hell out of this image and that’s a promise

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[romeyshmirtz's rock facts @thegargoyIeking]

It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer the GOP started dying off, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.

[SNEAKO @sneako]

World Cup 2030 is just going to be Messi and ten IDF soldiers shooting you in the fucking face

[e :): @godwithalittleg]

can’t wait for mexico to colonize england tonight

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

how i act during this heat wave does not represent me

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

No goals are offsides on stolen land.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Fun fact: The two U.S. goals in yesterday’s World Cup win were made possible by birthright citizenship and immigration.