Sarah Lebsock

• Follower of Christ • Sass Expert • Wine Enthusiast • tOSU Alum • UC Grad Student • ✨✝️

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If I learned anything from my mom it's that you will always have more to give. Give time, patience, a smile, love, whatever, just give more.

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2020 is so wild, Kris Jenner is about to go down as the greatest momager of all time for potentially taking Kim from sex tape to the White House.

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@djxturnitup @HaleyDorne People think I’m joking when I tell them about it and if we got scared just to take our bandana down as if it somehow made it less horrendous. Our counselors were seniors in high school who applied to be there?!? They WANTED to be there like it was an honor?!

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@Thweet_n_Thour I called the valedictorian of the class below us smart and he said I was a bully and singled her out and sent me to Mr. Dellapina’s office who told me “Even good students go bad. It’s like a pez dispenser, when one goes bad they all do.” but WHO’S THE PEZ DISPENSER NOW

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*Valet guy taking my Jeep keys*
Him: “Is this your car?”
Me: “Yes”
Him: “No way, this is like every middle aged white man’s dream car”
Me: “Same” 🙄🤷‍♀️

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“If the stars fall in such a way that you’re babysitting a man.. I will beat you. I. Will. Beat. You.” So my dad isn’t abusive but I think he’s serious 😂🤷‍♀️

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@lindsaylebsock Absolutely not

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@Kaylamalik YOU’RE A DAMN QUEEN DON’T YOU EVER FORGET IT 👏👏👏

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@Kaylamalik But scorpios are iconic sooo 🤷‍♀️

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@lindsaylebsock WOOOOO! GO LINDAAAAA 🥂🍾👑

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@KelseyLeeGrose I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@sarah_roseberry Bb gurllll I had those lululemon leggings on today. So like not AS humbling. Hashtag I’m clearly not a Dublin soccer mom

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If dying in hot yoga wasn’t humbling enough, being the only one not driving a Porsche, Audi, BMW, or Mercedes sure is 😂🤷‍♀️

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@HaleyDorne In 6th grade two of my “friends” gave me a note in math that said I was ugly, didn’t have any friends, and they always hated me and if I was going to say something mean I should say it behind someone’s back instead of to them. Because logic. Stilll have that note too.

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@lindsaylebsock VERY accurate depiction of me

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I got pulled over for speeding for the first time today and the officer said it was hard to catch up to me... soooo I guess there’s no getting out of this one, huh? 😂🤷‍♀️🏎💨

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@lukehammond5 I’m just so old and just love sleep so very much tho

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@lukehammond5 But you saw me sooo it’s balances out 🤷‍♀️

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It’s 2018, it’s time for more clever compliments than “pretty” 👏👏

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Me when I solve even the most basic finance problem: