Sarah Maria Daou

I'm in a Rock n Roll band. 🌵
My pronouns are she/her/yo/habla.
Born in a cup of tea.

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

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[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

Not Jessica Walter 😭💔

[ؘ @lalyblog]

"what am I supposed to do with this?
MAKE A TEA???????"
I don't know but this is something that chat would say 😂

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

I showed my superviser what 🤌🏼means in Lebanon and now he’s making good use of it by using it against me and i’m 1000% here for it 😂👌🏼 Best Supervisor Ever Wallah Jte Jure

[Adore Delano @AdoreDelano]

Why am I soft today? I should be fucking shit up! 🥺

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

Lmao j’ai vraiment down mes somnifères avec du café tf Sara xD

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

On a scale of 1 to Adrien Agreste, how clueless are you?

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

I’m not ok. I can’t believe they let this happen! NO YOU KNOW WHAT I BELIEVE IT CAUSE OUR COUNTRY IS RUN BY FUCKING SHRAMIT

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

Here's what Beirut's port looked before and after a massive explosion that claimed more than 100 lives.

The volatile chemical Lebanese authorities blame for Tuesday’s lethal blast was lying in storage at the city’s port for 6 years despite warnings https://t.co/jXrCTwuIFk

[Paul 👻 @pablo_honey1]

@realDonaldTrump You mean like this?

[Brooke Lynn Hytes @Bhytes1]

That awkward moment when you forget your sister is pregnant (because quarantine) and then she FaceTimes you to show you your new niece and your like “Aw cute who’s baby is that?” And she’s like...👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 and you’re like...😳🥴😲☺️😊😍

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

« At the LGBTQ community ». The queen has spoken we are officially a place.

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

@RuPaulsDragRace just give @jujuboston her crown already damn 👑
#TeamJujubee

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

#FreeBritneySpears

[Adore Delano @AdoreDelano]

Who the hell even does 2020 think she is?

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

I saw a man with gloves and a mask. Bitch removed his mask, caughed in his gloves and rubbed his eyes. 2 mins later, a woman working in a lil grocery store taking a smoke break GLOVES TO HER MOUTH. Leave the damn supplies to professionals and wash yo damn hands!!! And call yo mum

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

Dr Trump~

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

Me: *Hair thinning and hair loss because God knows why*.
Dermatologues: On a pas encore diagnostiqué ton problème mais ouais le traitement coûte 4000$.
Me: You know what i’ll just shave my damn head c’est mieux.

So tune in alors que je considère actually razer coco.

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

@walking_north 💙

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

@alicetinamer J’suis pas encore tired of your shit donc... donne moi une couple de siècles

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

Also, yes i was high and i was crying in the kitchen because that was the only dick i had in 3 years. And then i remembered i have a girlfriend.

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

J'ai rêvé que j'ai ouvert une pizzeria où on faisait des pizzas en forme de penis et je l'ai appelé Carby D..

[Sarah Maria Daou @SarahMariaLuz]

Oui, le bout est rempli de fauxmage. Oui, c’était bon as fuck.