Sarah Mawdsley

If it's not hard, you're not dreaming big enough.

[Sarah Mawdsley @SarahMawds]

There's an ancient glacier rock in Long Island City and the 300+ reviews of it on Google are absolutely unhinged

[Sarah Mawdsley @SarahMawds]

Like I know Hamilton looked nothing like Lin Manuel Miranda but that doesn't change the fact that I get momentarily confused whenever I see a $10 bill

[Sarah Mawdsley @SarahMawds]

I've found that the more degrees you have the more your family gives you as a graduation gift so for this reason I will be pursuing a PhD, thank you

[The New York Times @nytimes]

You've heard of conventional rat traps, but how about Oreos? They're being used by a New York City restaurant in new high-tech rat traps, in which the scent of the cookies acts as a lure. https://t.co/fjTft1yPp7

[Bloomberg CityLab @CityLab]

The irony, of course, is that these holiday movies that portray the cruel hustle of big cities and the virtues of small-town life are filmed in big cities that get high marks for livability.

#citylabarchive https://t.co/W4U7Gxa8OD

[Daniel Moser @_dmoser]

“This city is going to hell! That used to be a parking lot.”

HT @NewYorker

[Sarah Mawdsley @SarahMawds]

Today is my last day as a nanny for a 3 year old since I have to go back to school, and we had a meltdown because I told him what I do, which is pretty much advocating to not have cars in cities and he is very pro cars apparently

[Sarah Mawdsley @SarahMawds]

Not me moving tomorrow to live out my New Girl fantasy ✌️

[Sarah Mawdsley @SarahMawds]

I feel like you finally make it New York when you throw up in a planter infront of your apartment building, in which case, I'm finally a New Yorker

[Maya @mbkonthetrack]

not me being self destructive again

[Sarah Mawdsley @SarahMawds]

When your bestie texts you and tells you he's drinking wine alone in his room and he feels like you, and that's literally what you're doing

[Sarah Mawdsley @SarahMawds]

Can someone tell me why the only playlist people follow on my spotify is the one literally made of songs that make me cry??? Like are these 18 people okay??

[Sarah Mawdsley @SarahMawds]

@kelseynix26 Glad you got my sub tweet 😎🤫

[Sarah Mawdsley @SarahMawds]

Sorry about that time when I got drunk and favorited all your tweets

[Sarah Mawdsley @SarahMawds]

Me after four beers: yeah I actually have a pretty high tolerance

Me after one glass of wine: so like does anyone else feel like they don't have a body?

[Sarah Mawdsley @SarahMawds]

I've gotten to the point where I talk so little during my day now that I will actually lose my voice if I try to have a conversation that last longer than 30 minutes

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

[Sarah Mawdsley @SarahMawds]

I went to class this morning ready to talk about map projections, but was not ready to learn that the Earth isn't flat, it isn't even round! It's a blob they call a geoid????

[Sarah Mawdsley @SarahMawds]

I feel like my love for the city outweighs the city's hate of me, but honestly I've been wrong before