Sarah Mumbles

a little witchy, a little bitchy

[Sarah Mumbles @SarahMumbles]

5 alternatives to commenting on body/size:

1. Love you!!!
2. You are radiant ✨
3. You are a GIFT to this world
4. You always make my day 🥰
5. Your smile is infectious!

[Sarah Mumbles @SarahMumbles]

@RawBeautyKristi i'm UNBELIEVABLY happy for you, and I know this was super cool to get a closer look at RawBabyKrist...but as someone who has never been preggers I gotta be honest y'all these 3D ultrasounds look like straight up mashed potatoes to me LMAO.

[Sarah Mumbles @SarahMumbles]

@BaileySarian Hear me out, not every Monday video has to be about...murder. Your mental health is priority no. 1!!

[KimRL @iamKimRL]

Looks like RBG successfully argued her first case before God

[Skylar Astin @SkylarAstin]

It is what it is.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

if you’re missing the debate, you can recreate it on your own by putting a fork and a fistful of rocks in the garbage disposal

[clintoris @clintoris]

going for a suicide prevention walk. it’s where I go on a walk so I don’t kill myself

[Sarah Mumbles @SarahMumbles]

This couple makes my heart so happy 😭😭😭

[Sarah Mumbles @SarahMumbles]

Good fuckin' morning, Twitter.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm down to these four finalists. Thoughts?

[Sarah Mumbles @SarahMumbles]

@AdrianCJax let's get a campaign going to reboot Pushing Daisies 😭

[Sarah Mumbles @SarahMumbles]

@BaileySarian Was not prepared for the nipple stir fry 😂😂😂😂

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

This is remarkable delivery. If it’s not on teleprompter, it’s some of the best broadcasting I’ve ever seen.

[Sarah Mumbles @SarahMumbles]

@CeciATL Orthorexia is a disordered obsession with healthy eating and often times goes hand-in-hand w compulsive exercise. Anorexia athletica = compulsive over exercising. There are also forms of bulimia where exercise is used as a way to purge.

All way underdiagnosed :(

[Eunique Jones Gibson @eunique]

Let’s normalize not needing to know what people are going through in order to be kind and compassionate.

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Chadwick was really out here shooting all of these huge action movies while fighting stage 4 colon cancer. Man. Strong isn’t even the word.

[Sarah Mumbles @SarahMumbles]

@ItsZaeOk If these aren’t Bold Chex, they all can gtfo 👏

[Sarah Mumbles @SarahMumbles]

@OMGgemma that makes sense! The U.S. seems to be getting more fond of hot tea, but definitely not common enough for most to have a kettle on hand on top all the other kitchen gadgets 😂😂 Maybe one day we’ll get there! 😅