Sarah 🌙🌹💚

“I don’t follow the rules, I make them, and when necessary... I break them”

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I need someone to explain to me how Matt Gaetz is still a member of Congress who sits on the Judiciary Committee and oversees the Department of Justice while being investigated by the Department of Justice for child sex trafficking.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

[Sarah 🌙🌹💚 @SarahNorthStarr]

@Cantoodles 10 thousand percent you right! And same. I can’t date another Pisces! We’ll just be weeping on each other, day dreaming and overthinking shit. How would we decide where to eat?!?! I need a Aries, Taurus, or a Sag. Someone who lights a fire under my ass.

[Sarah 🌙🌹💚 @SarahNorthStarr]

@bigdollbaked What?!?

[Sarah 🌙🌹💚 @SarahNorthStarr]

Literally any woman 2024.... #facts

[Sarah 🌙🌹💚 @SarahNorthStarr]

“Alright, I’ve had enough of this abstinence shit. Who wants to deflower me?”

[Sarah 🌙🌹💚 @SarahNorthStarr]

Birds aren’t real. They’re all drones that work for the government.

[Sarah 🌙🌹💚 @SarahNorthStarr]

@Cantoodles @bigdollbaked Post-Covid at the bar? Maybe 😂

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

So let me get this straight: essential workers are essential to keeping the economy going, but it's not essential to pay them a living wage?

[Steffan-Chad @IamSteffandChad]

Do you remember when we used to go out until 5am??? Now look at us. Yawning before midnight. Shameful.

[Sarah 🌙🌹💚 @SarahNorthStarr]

@chastrump

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

I'm happy to announce today's launch of Stardew Valley: The Board Game. It's been in the works for over 2 years. Read more about it here: https://t.co/3OleaEkM0j or visit the shop to purchase: https://t.co/nvjkAL5RQz

[Sarah 🌙🌹💚 @SarahNorthStarr]

@chastrump

[Jennifer Hale @jhaletweets]

not gonna hide it, this is pretty damn cool
@masseffect
@bioware
#N7
❤️💪🏼🙏🏼

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

Funny how people can separate Tom Brady’s politics from his game, but struggle to do the same when it comes to Kaepernick.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

so weird I didn't even recognize the White House with a president in it

[Sarah 🌙🌹💚 @SarahNorthStarr]

@BrookeBreeeezy But you’re closer to me!!! We can be different from everyone else here together!

[Sarah 🌙🌹💚 @SarahNorthStarr]

@Cantoodles Something said to me by @chastrump tonight:
“Are you yelling at me? or your book?”

[Sarah 🌙🌹💚 @SarahNorthStarr]

@Cantoodles

[Sarah 🌙🌹💚 @SarahNorthStarr]

@Cantoodles Screams in agreement...