Sarah Ostlie

What Would Sarah Do?

[Sarah Ostlie @SarahOstlie]

He’s a 10…but on a logarithmic scale.

[Sarah Ostlie @SarahOstlie]

Sorry @KimKardashian, normally I would have LOVED to watch your new show, but have decided to take your advice and “Get [my] fucking ass up and work”.

[Isabella Miller @izzyrmiller]

Sha’carrie deserves the world and more. Disgraceful how she was treated by the committee. https://t.co/rBc7NL4nXT

[Jay Kemp 🤖📰📚😵‍💫 @jayttkemp]

The virus will continue to mutate and the pandemic will never end unless we free vaccine patents and invest in a global response.

[EcoWatch @EcoWatch]

"This is a huge victory for polar bears and our #climate," declared Kristen Monsell, oceans legal director at the Center for Biological Diversity. #polarbears #conservation
https://t.co/5S1Hyqfy0O

[Sarah Ostlie @SarahOstlie]

Although this MAY be Trump’s latest strategy to keep Covid out of the White House.

[Sarah Ostlie @SarahOstlie]

If Trump had truly made America great again, there would ABSOLUTELY be no need to put unscalable fencing around the White House, the day before the election...

[Sarah Ostlie @SarahOstlie]

I told myself 5 years ago that I’d never run a marathon smaller than Okoboji, but here I am today living the li(f)e.

Disclaimer: Under Armour slides were not worn during the #TwinCitiesMarathon

[jp @excesstential]

how it started how it’s going

[Fern @FernRSanchez]

Me leaving this Earth because y’all don’t know how to act

[Sarah Ostlie @SarahOstlie]

@katfisch15 “Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli“
-Spongebob #IHave$3

[Sarah Ostlie @SarahOstlie]

@KrystaOstlie @Anythingpork What else are we going to use our balcony for???
Actual footage of me...

[Jack Birch @Jackoby_]

When the Friends cast all post “It’s happening...” at the same time #friendsreunion

[Sarah Ostlie @SarahOstlie]

Me: In 2019, I'm done bending over backwards for people.

2019: ...

Me:

[Sarah Ostlie @SarahOstlie]

Update: Sugar Daddies's advertisement has not changed...

But in other news, I'm now qualified! #ClassOf2019 👩‍🎓

[Sarah Ostlie @SarahOstlie]

Losing my phone while home for the holidays
vs Finding my stash of alcohol while looking for my phone

[PADI AWARE Foundation @padiaware]

633 divers came together today to raise awareness about ocean pollution and unite to try and break a #guinessworldrecord for the world’s largest u/w cleanup and they did it!
Thanks to all the divers, participants and organisers @PADI @DixieDivers @GWR #deerbeachpier #florida