Sarah Petrak

your average Californian who hates sushi; I talk way too much about my dog Sadie

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

Regardless of whether you like the police or not, I am begging that this does not become a pro or anti-police conversation. It must remain on access to weapons that can shoot 15 times per minute. Please. Or nothing will get done. Lets save the second, also important, convo 4 ltr

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Say that again, but slowly.

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

Does anyone else cry sometimes because they love their pet SO much???? Luke just look into their eyes and start bursting into tears?????

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

@JetBlue @AmericanAir @AlaskaAir @FAANews @Delta

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

@MarcCohenNY Give em like 24 hours at least to see the tweet

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

My laundry has been in the dryer for a week. It is now wrinkly. Should I just wash it again to get the wrinkles out?

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

Whenever I see someone eat everything on their plate at a restaurant except the french fries and then they leave I judge them. Is it acceptable to secretly steal those fries?

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

My dad watches TikTok on his lunch break at work (yes, he is a lawyer) And if that’s not the spirit of 2022 then I don’t want it

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

Can we all universally agree not to text “Happy New Year 🎉” to people we barely speak to and let that fade with the mid 2010’s??????

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

@MarcCohenNY Knox is a smart boy. He should meet Sadie

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

Didn’t go out this weekend? THATS OKAY. I am watching Halloweentown and waiting to pass out candy to trick or treaters. Could not be more excited!

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

Does anyone else freak out leaving voicemails and sometimes end them like you are sending an email? I just left a voicemail and at the end said “sincerely Sarah” and then did not know what to do so hung up. I am the spitting image of professionalism

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

@alexisgraesser Yes plz

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

My boyfriend wont let me in his fantasy football league with his friends because “its too competitive and I wont have fun”. Not true. I told him so. He still said no. Should I dump him?

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

One thing I’ve learned during this packing process is that I am oddly possessive over my mugs and reusable cups. Like I can’t give any away. Moving across the country all mugs and cups in tow and three outfits but as long as the mugs fit….

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

Day one of two of the California Bar Exam finished. Don’t know if I want to cry or scream. I just want to hug my dog but she said overnight daycare. I think I’m going to eat fried rice in my bathtub but I’m also poor so feel free to Venmo me if you feel bad for me

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

@alexisgraesser Why do you say those words about that food that I now need

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

@MarcCohenNY But how else am I supposed to make people jealous of my *always on hand* fries?!

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

Question. @JetBlue im on 1 of your new aircrafts. These seats are smaller and closer than before. During/after a public health crisis, when im required to wear a mask onboard (which im totally down with) how exactly do you want me to sit on the lap of the stranger next 2 me?

[Sarah Petrak @SarahPetrak]

I have come to the conclusion that everybody in the world needs 2 weeks off of everything, no penalties or payments, just a pause of 2 weeks. Mentally, emotionally and everything in between. Just 2 weeks to be able to breathe again