Sarah

Food. Wine. Beer. Travel. Fun.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

I have this radical lefty belief that we shouldn’t spend $1,700,000,000,000 on a failed F-35 fighter jet program when 94% of public school teachers are forced to spend their own money on school supplies.

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

Tired of being lectured about the minimum wage’s impact on “business” by politicians who think corporations are people and Black people are three fifths of a corporation.

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

The last 4 years have been quite a decade.

Enjoy tomorrow, America.

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

Some of you are really mistaking “do your own research” with “crawl the deep recesses of the internet until you find any source that supports your current, self-centered world view.”

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

My one-year-old scratched my face so deep it drew blood.

So, you can’t say I don’t have a skin routine.

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

I’ve unlocked a new level of lazy where I just unload enough of the dishwasher to add in what’s in the sink, then run it again.

If washed enough dishes dissolve, right? And never have to be put away?

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

I’m just a mom...
standing in front of the fridge...
trying not to binge eat all my kid’s string cheese.

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

I’m letting my one year old play with a tortilla if you want to know how the second snow day is going.

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

On Thursdays we wear dirty jeans, exhaustion, and dry shampoo. -Moms everywhere

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

I’ve past the part of winter break where I try to hide my day drinking.

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 7)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/2w5Qoy4J22

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

I wish I had half the perseverance of the weeds in my front yard.

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

David: *looking out of the car window* There’s a race car, race car, truck...

Me: what kind of car do we have?

D: A messy one.

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

Anyone that says I’m not living a wild life, didn’t see me fill my Keurig past the ‘do not fill’ line.

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

Me: “I’m killing this Mom of two kids thing.”
Also, me: *Can’t see a damn thing because I put two contacts in each eye.*

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

You know you’re living the yoga pants life when, for the first time in my adult life, I just did a load of laundry that did not require a hanger. #maternityleave

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

@sogetthis You got this!

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

@MayorSlyJames I'm born and raised KC, but currently live in Seattle working at Amazon! Excited to hear about KC's bid for #HQ2 !

[Sarah @SarahPinKC]

3 year old: *Sneezes into his elbow politely*
Me: Good job buddy
3: *wipes elbow on me* thanks!

[Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono]

Wish Trump could find the same anger for murderous Nazis as he did for Nordstrom after it stopped selling his daughter's handbags.