Sarah Hamilton

It has been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his Brief History of Time from my 4th grade paper. (she/her)

[Sarah Hamilton @SarahRHamilton]

I hate your MLM company.

[Lansing Facts 🫒 @LansingMIFacts]

fried mushrooms from Olympic Broil

[Sarah Hamilton @SarahRHamilton]

No you don’t understand that’s my emotional support trip to the Frandor parking lot for a good cry

[Lansing Facts 🫒 @LansingMIFacts]

one of the fun little quirks of Lansing life is you'll sometimes hear a car drive by and it'll be like "I was not aware automobiles made that noise" and its a truck pulling another truck full of washing machines

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

no thoughts. just trains <3

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

“Daycare is super expensive! Have you considered an indentured servant?”

[Sarah Hamilton @SarahRHamilton]

I love when Christians are like, “Arm yourselves! Brace for violent attacks on our churches!” as if Jesus wasn’t a pacifist.

[Sarah Hamilton @SarahRHamilton]

Pregnancy is wild because you’ll just be at work explaining to students what their rights are under the ADA and meanwhile there’s a tiny person inside you doing the cha cha slide and everyone just ignores it.

[Sarah Hamilton @SarahRHamilton]

My kids are USDA Certified Grade A Lanstronauts and I know this because I asked my three year old what shape something was and she said “parking lot.”

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Thinges have been so difficulte that Microsoft Excel ys now callid Microsoft Just Doing My Best

[Sarah Hamilton @SarahRHamilton]

Only gorgeous gorgeous girls cry in the Frandor Red Lobster
(It's me I'm gorgeous gorgeous girls)

[Sarah Hamilton @SarahRHamilton]

I am simply asking for an NCIS/Paw Patrol crossover episode.

[Sarah Hamilton @SarahRHamilton]

@ateezmixtape That’s okay though because you’re actually only 6.

[Sarah Hamilton @SarahRHamilton]

Unless there is different music blaring directly into my ears, the only thing going on in my head today is the Encanto soundtrack.

[Sarah Hamilton @SarahRHamilton]

I LOVE reading Lansing history but I HATE reading Lansing history and finding out that a wonderful historical place is now a parking lot or 496.

[Jen Fulwiler @jenfulwiler]

Women being expected to raise kids without a support system

[Union of Non-Tenure Track Faculty @ Michigan State @untf_msu]

Did you know the bulk of the teaching force at MSU does NOT have tenure? Tenure is a relatively obscure system but what it really amounts to is job security. For life. Many teaching positions used to be tenured but are now filled with fixed-term faculty who have the same 1/5

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

The Covid Eras:
-Tiger King
-Sourdough
-Push-Up Challenge
-“Is This A Cake?”
-Bernie Meme
-Delta
-Pretending the pandemic is over
-“CDC said…”
-Wordle

[Sarah Hamilton @SarahRHamilton]

@violatric Libraries are the only real society and I will die on that hill. (DM me if you want me to help you discover just how awesome your local library is. I'd be happy to help!)