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a malignant magpie

(they//he)

[ezra @violatric]

got a wife now, how WILD

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread vicious lies for clout

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry boss i can’t come to work today i have to monitor what birds visit the feeder

[ezra @violatric]

@Twzrr love you always

[ezra @violatric]

@Twzrr you literally look exactly like your mom

[ezra @violatric]

@breighsurma holy cow the vultures did an excellent job with this baby

[ezra @violatric]

@breighsurma and now that lil septum opal is POPPIN

[ezra @violatric]

@Twzrr so pretty! so symmetrical!

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

I love being trans it would be sooooo cool if no one else cared

[ezra @violatric]

@Twzrr @breighsurma he's only friends with me because bullying is my love language. he's been at half-chub our entire friendship.

[ezra @violatric]

@memicakes @breighsurma god i bet he SUCKS what a complainer

[ezra @violatric]

@Twzrr @breighsurma @memicakes HE AINT NEVER MET A NUT HE WAS ALLERGIC TO AMIRIGHT

[ezra @violatric]

@breighsurma @memicakes it's fine, she also thought i was left-handed

[ezra @violatric]

@breighsurma i know every ounce of your being wanted to pick that loaf up in one hand and just gnaw on it

[ezra @violatric]

@breighsurma @memicakes mary kate i'll fight you for him

[ezra @violatric]

@breighsurma god i wish i could've been there with you

[ezra @violatric]

@Twzrr @breighsurma it giddy wig, such a lovely name for a baby

[ezra @violatric]

@breighsurma @Twzrr name him In The Third Grade I Thought That I Was Gay