SarahRyan 🍍

truly is better than white claw. fight me.

[SarahRyan 🍍 @SarahRenee220]

My therapist is a fucking GEM of a human

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Boy math is needing 15 attempts to count the votes correctly to become Speaker and then shutting down the government 9 months later

[SarahRyan 🍍 @SarahRenee220]

I’m only keeping my X (which is so stupid btw) to reply to @ashflane only 😂

[SarahRyan 🍍 @SarahRenee220]

@ashflane You don’t need new friends 👀

[SarahRyan 🍍 @SarahRenee220]

@ashflane We see and appreciate you

[SarahRyan 🍍 @SarahRenee220]

@Paul2615 Power line exploded and burnt down an entire island

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

It's so hot outside dat you can bake cookies on da sidewalk.
Wait, me think me is a genius!

[SarahRyan 🍍 @SarahRenee220]

Please take me to your leader

[ashley @ashflane]

I would like someone to set the captured aliens free as I am not interested in being here anymore

[SarahRyan 🍍 @SarahRenee220]

I was one step ahead of my therapist this week 😅 bought a self help book on Sunday that she suggested I read on Tuesday 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[SarahRyan 🍍 @SarahRenee220]

Yes I would 😈

[ashley @ashflane]

man I have the best best friends ever I just know they’d kill someone for me if they had to

[Safari Mike @JamboEveryone]

Ranking of WDW parks
1. DAK
2. Epcot
3. DHS
4. Magic Kingdom

[SarahRyan 🍍 @SarahRenee220]

@UniversalORL @ashflane

[SarahRyan 🍍 @SarahRenee220]

White Claw just tastes like bad decisions

[Universal Orlando Resort @UniversalORL]

*Gets off VelociCoaster*

*Sighs*

*Gets back in line for VelociCoaster*

[WESH 2 News @WESH]

Deputies: Palm Coast homeowner pointed gun at woman's head for backing into his driveway https://t.co/ZQ7LnPVnQP

[Anderson Clayton☀️ @abreezeclayton]

every time I talk about rural Democrats on local/state/national media, more and more seem to find me. I’m so thankful for how this job has allowed me to connect with rural people everywhere — especially young people in rural America. We deserve to be heard. #RuralMatters🗣️

[SarahRyan 🍍 @SarahRenee220]

😅😅😅

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

When the dinosaurs are on bad behavior we show them an image of an asteroid

[HHN 365 @HHN365]

What it feels like waiting for HHN to make an announcement:

[SarahRyan 🍍 @SarahRenee220]

It’s should be illegal to teach math by reading a textbook