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[ashley @ashflane]

not me dreaming one direction got back together pls make it stop lol

[ashley @ashflane]

Jonathan didn’t even fight me on watching the one direction movie cause he knows he’ll be for the streets if he did 😤

[ashley @ashflane]

I want to blast my last employer on Glassdoor so bad but they’re crazy enough to sue me for defamation even if I’m diplomatic about it, so I’m scared lol

[ashley @ashflane]

I’d do it for free

[ashley @ashflane]

I’ve dreamed of rage quitting my job for monthssss, and I finally did it.

Immediate resignation, like “yesterday was my last day” immediate

10/10 recommend

[ashley @ashflane]

sad to share that jack harlow still makes me absolutely feral

[ashley @ashflane]

girlies in the group chat are dropping their vibrator links, it’s gonna be a good day

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

I know an orgasm when I see one.

[ashley @ashflane]

not my friends trying to get my mom to come out last night when I wasn’t even there lol

[ashley @ashflane]

going to virginia for vaca next week and a florida bitch is scared lol

[ashley @ashflane]

MEN are so toxic, always going against topics I clearly know more about and for what

[ashley @ashflane]

I love when people who weren’t here in 2004 try to tell me about hurricanes

[ashley @ashflane]

He and JoJo were getting married at my wedding venue in December. Such kind people and I’m very sad for their family.

[WWE @WWE]

WWE is saddened to learn that Windham Rotunda, also known as Bray Wyatt, passed away on Thursday, Aug. 24, at age 36.

WWE extends its condolences to Rotunda’s family, friends and fans.

[ashley @ashflane]

@SarahRenee220 You’re my only fan at this point tbh 😂

[ashley @ashflane]

thank god my silly lil boyfriend moved in with me cause I STILL don’t have friends here

[ashley @ashflane]

moving to jacksonville was a wildly impulsive and random choice like there’s really no reason for me to be living here lmao

[ashley @ashflane]

the aquarian in me simply hates texting back

[ashley @ashflane]

I hope my friends know how hard I work to text them back consistently and within a reasonable amount of time

[ashley @ashflane]

my man cannot fool me acting like he’s not possessive meanwhile always asking me to do my nails light blue

[ashley @ashflane]

my friends think I’m a certified FBI agent