Sarah Rolnik

adventures & cats & tats & coffee

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It’s probably too late for me to lose 10 pounds by Friday right?

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Shoutout to @Walmart for giving me not ONE, not TWO, but THREE rotten nectarines in my grocery order 😍

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Tiger Woods is smelly and dumb

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It’s feeling a lot like Harry Potter movie marathon season ⚡️

[tilda @pathet1cgrrl43]

when ppl ask me what my favorite movies are:

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I met this wretched old white lady yesterday who immediately said “I love your tattoos” and then upon leaving whispered to me “no more tattoos.. no more”.
Literally what makes her think I care about her opinion on the way I look

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@_sunnysideuup That’s awesome! I’ve thought about doing that before too. You’ll be so good at it!

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@_sunnysideuup What are you going for?

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@_sunnysideuup congrats!!! ❤️

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@_sunnysideuup She really just said fuck it 🤣

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@Heatherwithah Right now I’m more worried about how to lure my deer into a uhaul trailer

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It just hit me that my life is 1/3 over and I can't really get past that

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@Heatherwithah I’d give it all up to be a nomad, I won’t be satisfied until I have a pet raccoon

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@_sunnysideuup That’s beautiful 😂😍

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@shawn8501 Me too, and there should be a hate button next to the love one

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@_sunnysideuup That’s my greatest fear 🤣

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One good rule is just don’t judge anyone ever

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I haven’t checked my bank account in weeks and I’ve literally gone on a trip, impulse shopped at Target, ordered several things online, and gone out to eat or get coffee nonstop and I’m honestly just gonna keep going with it

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When my whole body is exfoliated, shaved, and moisturized, and my nails are done I literally walk around feeling superior to everyone around me 🧖‍♀️

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I just found out this weekend that after dating for almost a year my boyfriend has no clue what color my eyes are because he’s color blind 😹