Teagen

[Teagen @Teagenjaye]

@lukecombs my husband needs the Barley & Hops hat your guitarist has tonight at Lambeau—give the deets!!!!

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

As US troops deploy to the Middle East.

As gas prices spike.

As 92,000 jobs vanish in a single month.

As scores of children die in elementary schools.

As acid rain falls over Tehran.

As Switzerland breaks 200 years of neutrality to call it a war crime.

As Iran announces a new Supreme Leader.

As the Epstein files stay buried.

Donald Trump is playing golf.

At his own resort.

With his billionaire friends.

This is the man who said he’d lower your cost of living on day one.

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

please let this exact scene be playing out in real life

[itsallrealitv @itsallrealitv]

Bryan Kohberger pleading guilty and denying us the trial and endless #Dateline episodes

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Congrats MAGA, you did it.

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Elon rn

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

MAGA: don’t make LGBTQ your entire identity.

Also MAGA:

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Form meets function

[Jason Kint @jason_kint]

Nods head.

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

The single worst thing about Trump to me will always be how much he's changed people. I've watched friends and relatives become entirely new, worse people in the wake of his political rise. Like it's not merely that he's a terrible guy, it's that he's ruined people.

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

“Both sides suck!”

Sure. I hear ya. But if we decide to have another kid, I don’t want my wife to die in childbirth like a fuckin pilgrim. So I voted democrat

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Nominate Shane Gillis so we can watch him debate Trump as Trump

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

I just literally want one precedented time. just one moment of precedented-ness

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

Imagine the banger that Toby Keith would have wrote about this shit